"The Call of Ktulu" is the best song by San Francisco-based stadium band Metallica.

"Happiness Is a Warm Gun" is the best song by British group The Beatles.

"In The Pines" is the best song by loggercore Seattle band Nirvana. They didn't write it.

"Talkin' Hava Negeila Blues" is clearly the best song by American troubadour and whiskey salesman Bob Dylan.

If you don't like me at my "Whipping Post" then you cannot handle me at my "Pony Boy", which is the best song by American double-drummer sideburns ensemble The Allman Brothers Band.

The best song by omnipresent deity God is “40”, performed here on Earth by Irish band U2 whose best song is the Red Rocks “Electric Co”. I am committed to this thread.

"Amazing Grace" is the best song by Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America.

Among the best novellas by Russian author Leo Tolstoy is The Kreutzer Sonata, named after the 9th Violin Sonata of Ludwig van Beethoven, whose best song is Walter Murphy & The Big Apple Band's "A Fifth of Beethoven". Kidding. It's actually the Grosse Fuge, Op.133.

It may come as no surprise that the best song by English trio Talk Talk is "Talk Talk", the best song by English metal pioneers Black Sabbath is "Black Sabbath", and the best song by English new wavers Kajagoogoo is "Too Shy".

The best song by notorious pant-stuffers Led Zeppelin is the one that says "Got a monkey on my ba-ack. A m-m-muh-muh monkey on my back back back back". They stole it from Blind Willie Jefferson. Or as they like to say, "adapted". https://twitter.com/CorbinReiff/status/1379925229653221379

Actually, their best song is "South Bound Suarez".

The best song by cocaine-and-collars band Little Feat is "Tripe Face Boogie", a gallop of a tune whose chord changes make no sense and whose put-down of the everyday potato chip has been casually overlooked for far too long.

Not sure why Timberlake is trending and I shouldn't be dogging on such a high-profile Tennessean who is probably a nice guy but you can't "elevate" a honky tonk so his best song is probably "Love Theme from Wonder Wheel". Hell i have no idea.

But in all seriousness, the best song by the official choir of the Russian armed forces Alexandrov Ensemble aka Red Army Choir is "Souliko". No idea what the words mean but fight me over it and I'll sing you this melody when you lose, sadly.

This stupid thread is so ridiculous that it now has its own playlist. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6ks9iP3lykURWauU3saosQ

The best song by German composer Kurt Weill is "Alabama-Song", best known stateside courtesy a credited (hello Led Zeppelin) cover by The Doors whose best song is clearly the Peace Frog > Blue Monday > Ship of Fools suite from Morrison Hotel. Good morning.

To clarify, the best song by Bill Monroe is "A Voice From On High", sadly covered by guns-and-speed-freaks the Grateful Dead, whose best song was probably Space as likely performed on the 50-yard-line of some ivy league university on a horrible night in 1985.

No, Space will not go on the official playlist and I will keep this thread going as long as this account exists, thereby surviving my next TL purge. Awful nice out today.