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Gonna start a thread of imaginary types of people I would dislike if I met them. If they’re popular gonna do one a day for eternity.
First one is:
Guy who refers to his teeth as “Hot chompers.”
First one is:
Guy who refers to his teeth as “Hot chompers.”
I’ll do a few more to get us started:
Guy who keeps checking the tag on t-shirts but not to see the brand he just loves tags.
Guy who keeps checking the tag on t-shirts but not to see the brand he just loves tags.
Guy who says “wheeee!” on the wrong part of roller coasters
Guy who defends roosters even though nobody insulted roosters.
Guy who pronounced the p in pterodactyl but he puts it in the middle. Like tero-pdactyl.
Guy who chews Flintstones vitamins at the gym.
Guy who heard about jorts before jeans so he calls jeans jlongs.
Guy who saw pictures of the sun in sunglasses and is trying to start a GoFund me to buy him new ones
