Thinking of changing my name legally to Astartiel Da Vinci.
Also, I& #39;m not a big Uma Thurman fan...
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1378928560463810562">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Although, if I met another superhero actor, I would be happy to change my name to Jenny Cavill instead. LOL
Wondering now if I gave away too much personal data with this tweet... Or if the average trollish human is too witless for this kind of investigative journalistic work. LOL
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1378928560463810562">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
At least G-Girl gets her own Superman/Lois scene with her ex-BF... LOL
If Henry Cavill & I ever met, it would be either a match made in heaven or hell, considering he has played a superhero & I have the name of one... But really I& #39;m just a Yennefer looking for her Geralt... LOL
This sure veered off course from the OP, lol. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1378882927015178245">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Not that ANYONE saw this thread...
But I& #39;m off tweeting & watching videos about Lucifer now, fantasizing that I& #39;ll be Tom Ellis& #39; 3rd wife. lol
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1378947682207682562">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
I& #39;d be more likely to wake up to finding myself wealthy & living a lifestyles of the rich & shameless life than I am of ever ending up with an attractive actor like Henry Cavill, Tom Ellis, Aidan Turner, Alexander Skarsgard, etc... Only in my dreams. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1369302168990322701">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
And, with that, I hope you all had a Happy Easter. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1378772666618941443">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Happy Easter, with lots of chocolate & boiled eggs... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1378760069316235267">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
I& #39;ve already found my dream home to house me & my 4-5 husbands... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1378958090289184775">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Damn. I& #39;m being absofuckinglutely shameless tonight & Twitter won& #39;t even let anyone see it. LMFAO. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1378957038689083392">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Well, that cinches it... I& #39;m fated to be with Henry Cavill... According to a K-pop kid& #39;s trend. LOL https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1378962451748765702?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
But, of course, instead of being named a bad ex-GF superhero name, I& #39;ll be named after a goddess and a genius. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1378882927015178245?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Just sitting here waiting for fate to step in... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1379355945801768963?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
If ONLY either Henry Cavill or Tom Ellis were actually my fate... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1379352624726687752?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
I& #39;ll just have to be satisfied with never being satisfied, I guess... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1379348814163816450?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
When @Lin_Manuel sang about never being satisfied, he was ACTUALLY singing about me... Wonder what a musical about a woman who spent the last 20 years alone hopelessly romanticizing about actors she lusted over all that time would look like...
At least I& #39;ll always have karaoke, where I can sing my heart out to loves I& #39;ll never know... Closest thing to musical stardom and romance I& #39;ll likely ever get in this life. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1379360623499350026?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Damn, I& #39;m a prolific tweeter tonight. This is why I need to find a guy - to keep me off twitter! Until Tom Ellis, Aidan Turner or Henry Cavill comes along, I& #39;m stuck with Twitter. Good night! LOL https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1379394833383559172">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Nerd that I am, I& #39;ve always gotten way too into entertainment, to the point of making special trips with other fans, as was the case with Lexx, where I had a parallel with Xev, where I wanted Michael (Kai) but had Stanley Tweedle wanting me (sorry Brian, you know it& #39;s true!).
But, alas, this love slave / fool will likely forever stay unsatisfied as I seek the impossible dream of finding a man who gives me a reason to feel he& #39;s worthy enough to love & worth my love...
While I& #39;m wishing for things that will NEVER HAPPEN, this is what I want: https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1379564493735395328">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Despite the similarity of his name to that of fugly fucker Geraldo Rivera, I will ALWAYS have a thing for Geralt of Rivia, who would surely skewer the other guy... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380271665343528964">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
My secret is out... I secretly want to be an accomplished actress & singer... (And well paid, too.) https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380166887695323142">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Also, I not so secretly want to act & sing with this devilishly handsome & talented dude: https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380306921882705920">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Is it too late for a nearly 50-year-old to break into acting & singing?

I can& #39;t go back to when I was in my 20& #39;s & 30& #39;s & do over what I wanted to do back them...

But I still regret not going after these areas of work, out of fear of sexual harassment, of failure, of success.
YES. I went THERE. Come at me, Christians...
"Nail me to your cross and break me. Bleed me, beat me..." LMFAO. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380366900077682690">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
YES. I seriously WENT THERE. I& #39;m surprised the "million moms" people don& #39;t troll me, considering I& #39;m a #Lucifer fan & all... Maybe they fear me. LOL https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380379941980766209">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
One could say I relate STRONGLY to this mythical goddess... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380381500709961728">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Yes, I know I need help. But the guy who could help me is married. Damn him. LOL https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380390606397132803">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Yet another impossible dream to add to the list: https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1379369386599968770">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
At least THIS makes me a bit happier: https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380453504398016515">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Yet another dream... Maybe I& #39;ll have to create this video, in order for it to exist. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380460132358881281">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
By putting a Queen song on #Lucifer in the season 5B musical ep, I feel like the showrunners have linked their universe to the Good Omens universe, both of which (witch?) have Neil Gaiman (who DOD can sound like) in common. @NeilHimself @LuciferNetflix https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1378947682207682562">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Anther dream that will truly remain a dream... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380478010881638400?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Adding this to my list of impossible dreams since I can& #39;t seem to get hired for ACTUAL online, remote employment to save my life (which it actually will). Funny how much $2000-3000k per month would transform my life. Funny how I can& #39;t find it. Not. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380607245373825024">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Looking for a guy I can ACTUALLY spend the rest of whatever life I have left with that makes me feel LIKE THIS:

(That& #39;s not too much to ask for, I hope...) https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380647837881528323">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
THIS might be the lullaby compilation that puts me to bed & wakes me up every day for awhile, to help me with my dreams: https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380666893175029762">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Apparently I have achieved magneto-radio-wave like superpowers...

You all must now bow down to me... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380833959337164805">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
I& #39;m headed for bed before either I start levitating with my newfound powers or my computer& #39;s camera sucks me into Tron world, as this touchpad sentience passes to the rest of the pc.

Either are a real possibility at this point. LMFAO.
Have a good morning! https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380837184513699840">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Reminder... Amongst all this frivolity and silliness is just a girl standing here looking for someone to hire her for remote, online employment... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380607245373825024?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Or perhaps I & my teenager have both simply developed Force Powers. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380976508529967107">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Since this is a thread mostly about impossible dreams...
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380977303371575299">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Watching interviews with my future 2nd husband (I being his future 3rd wife, OBVIOUSLY) while eating my late lunch / early dinner sandwhich...

When I finish his sentences word for word, that& #39;s a sign, right? LMFAO. Yeah, I& #39;m hopeless!
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1381016447569301504">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
And yes, I& #39;m going SO down the #Lucifer/TomE rabbithole right now that I& #39;ve put THIS on my laptop as my wallpaper... (48 days!)

Maybe THAT& #39;s why my laptop is acting possessed! LMFAO!

(Bonus points to anyone who knows which episode THIS pic appeared on.)
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1380828658500243460">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
So, amongst my movie-star crushes, it& #39;s down to Tom Ellis or Henry Cavill, because Aidan Turner snuck off and got married to his Bigfoot-Hitler movie co-star...

Let me know when one of those others are free & willing. LOL
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1379364431667298306">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Yet another impossible dream. I didn& #39;t go after it seriously for the last 27 years from 20yo till now, so I don& #39;t have much confidence I& #39;ll be a late-blooming breakout success or anything. But maybe I& #39;ll have fun? Maybe? https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1381057054014574597">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Just adding this to my list of impossible dreams...
Although, this one is at least maybe achievable, if I want to do the wok. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1381086220621647873">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Is it wrong of me to hope the actual devil (who looks & acts just like Tom Ellis& #39; DC devil, of course) is checking in on me tonight? LOL
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1381131406278078464">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Do any of you think I have the personality needed to sell wine to the willing public?

Not saying this would be a dream job (under the right circumstances) but this would be a dream job. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1381355570293309455">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Dammit. That& #39;s 3 for 3 now. All my celebrity crushes are now either married or in a relationship. Not that I ever had a chance with any of them but it& #39;s easier to hope when they& #39;re single... LOL

Anyway, Henry Cavill is going public with a main squeeze now #aoh=16182295563411&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s">https://people.com/movies/henry-cavill-girlfriend-natalie-viscuso-instagram-official/?amp=true #aoh=16182295563411&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s">https://people.com/movies/he...
Henry Cavill Goes Instagram Official with 'Beautiful and Brilliant' Girlfriend Natalie Viscuso

Henry Cavill took to Instagram Saturday with a photo of himself and girlfriend Natalie Viscuso playing chess, just days after they were spotted on a romantic stroll

https://people.com/movies/henry-cavill-girlfriend-natalie-viscuso-instagram-official/?amp=true#aoh=16182295563411&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s
And I& #39;d like to point out that all 3 men are with blond women...

Thus is born my interest in going blond myself...

Seems I& #39;ll have more luck with the kind of guys I like.

And maybe I& #39;ll find out if blonds do indeed have more fun. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1381525022846631942?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Us redheads and gingers are often merely thought of as wild, feisty & firey. And I can& #39;t tell you how many times guys have behaved scared or intimated by me for no real reason but probably because of my reddish hair. I get really tired of it. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1381527492805201920?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Seems to me the 3 main stereotypes about women& #39;s hair are redheads are firey but dangerous, brunettes are strong brainiacs and blonds are fun bimbos. Do I have that about right?

I want to be seen as more fun.
How about if I& #39;m a little of all 3? https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1381522758044151813?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Personally, I would rather be seen as a normal (not firey), intelligent and fun woman, rather than as a stereotype about my hair. But I& #39;ve yet to experience such a reality. At least around strangers. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1381586518398148610?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Sorry I had to write it but I& #39;m feeling a bit "peer pressured" on Twitter right now to leave my hair alone and I don& #39;t want to do that. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1381686731896987648?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Wrote a Made In Heaven thread while I was watching the movie. Still waiting to find someone that makes me feel that way. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1381886338388082693">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Let& #39;s be honest. Very few people can handle a woman like me, let alone an employee like me... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1382085795624972296">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
I draw the line at necromancy...
But if I ever master levitation, Twitter peeps will be the first to know about it!
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1382135405588385792">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Fair warning to everyone else who would follow or befriend me on here...

Until I got political, I was usually pretty frivolous & silly on here & I plan to get back to being that way again most of the time! https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1382183547834814466">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Adding this to my endless wish thread... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1382261453294505988">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Linking this so I can find it again as easily as the trolls that find tweets do... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1382489148414513152">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Sometimes I think my life doesn& #39;t really matter...

And then I remember that it really doesn& #39;t...

After five years of unemployment, I& #39;ve more than realized this...

Can& #39;t get hired locally or online...

And tweeting about it makes no difference. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1382782477534593030?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
And I& #39;m still looking for someone to value me enough to hire me for something I& #39;m good at and enjoy at a decent wage...
http://Linkedin.com/in/Astartiel ">https://Linkedin.com/in/Astart... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1382909485224579072?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Wrote a thread about how to deal with the murderous cop problem, while interjecting a bit of humor in this morbid horrid topic. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1383322235801194500">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
I still half expect Covid-19 to end in a mashup of The Stand & The Walking Dead.
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1383328212772528136">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
If anyone cares to prove me wrong by hiring me, please feel free. Of course, if most of you could afford to do that, you probably wouldn& #39;t be on twitter... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1383678622448328707">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
I& #39;m super excited about applying for this job & think I have as Goode a chance as anyone else! https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1383920060637487111">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
I like it when a tweet gets noticed. I just wish I had some control over which ones got attention... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1384257095134892037">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
It& #39;s all fun & games until they start messing with my wine... https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1384210460040335365">https://twitter.com/RollingSt...
Like I tweeted above, it would be nice to believe that a woman nearing 50 can get hired to sell wine at either of these businesses... Especially a weird woman like me. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1385032961200848896">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Here& #39;s hoping!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤞" title="Gekreuzte Finger" aria-label="Emoji: Gekreuzte Finger">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤞" title="Gekreuzte Finger" aria-label="Emoji: Gekreuzte Finger">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤞" title="Gekreuzte Finger" aria-label="Emoji: Gekreuzte Finger"> https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1385370222954094592?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Goode Morning, star...

Do you think this girl has what it takes to sell wine to the willing & able?

Let me know with a comment, like & retweet so @MurphyGoodeWine knows too! Thanks! https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1385521319601524741">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
There ya have it! https://twitter.com/Kitty29America/status/1385534978071609346?s=19">https://twitter.com/Kitty29Am...
If you agree that season 6 of #Lucifer should be released on June 6, 2022 (6/6/2022 or 666), then let @Ildymojo & @Henderson_Joe & @LuciferNetflix about it! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤗" title="Umarmendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Umarmendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1386769424963805188?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Linking this to my mega-thread, just so I can find this little life history easily again. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1386764179177156609?s=19">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
I really can& #39;t stop thinking maybe we live somewhere between the Marvel & DC multiverses. LOL https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1387277069185429505">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
I& #39;m just linking this thread from last November to my new mega-thread so I can remember how great I felt the day I knew we were going to have Joe Biden as our next president & Kamala Harris as our Veep. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1325359310147186689">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
Also adding this thread about faithless electors that turned out to be accurate & got a tad bit of attention... https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1325574262501990400">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
And linking this thread about our new Aunt Lydia SCOTUS. https://twitter.com/Astartiel/status/1307767764426264578">https://twitter.com/Astartiel...
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