You know it. You love it. Folks, we have our very first

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of the 2021 season!
Harold Castro, you can now add

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to your resume!
Another day, another

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VETERAN

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graces the 2021 thread.
WILLIANS ASTUDILLO IS A

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THIS. GAME. Now has a...

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THE YERMINATOR IS THE LATEST

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yet ANOTHER @whitesox is making his

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debut in today& #39;s brunchball game.
The veteran

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is back!
Hold your ivy, we& #39;ve got a

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in Wrigleyville!
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say, there& #39;s a

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in Wrigley today
Here comes the Bemboom as a

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in Houston!
Josh Fuentes, welcome aboard the

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thread!
It& #39;s not his first time as a

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that& #39;s right folks, Blandino is back.
EVERYBODY WELCOME THE NEWEST

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ANTHONY RIZZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yooooooo @Cubs tysm for yet another

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Another

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for the @cubs whom we stan
Asdrúbal, we& #39;re so excited to add you to our

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thread!
Asdrúbal, we& #39;re so excited to welcome you back to our

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thread!
Folks, we& #39;ve got another

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in Arizona!
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