You know it. You love it. Folks, we have our very first

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of the 2021 season!

Harold Castro, you can now add

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to your resume!

Another day, another

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!!!!!

VETERAN

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graces the 2021 thread.

WILLIANS ASTUDILLO IS A

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THIS. GAME. Now has a...

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THE YERMINATOR IS THE LATEST

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet ANOTHER @whitesox is making his

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debut in today's brunchball game.

The veteran

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is back!

Hold your ivy, we've got a

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in Wrigleyville!

Hey Chicago, whaddaya say, there's a

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in Wrigley today

Here comes the Bemboom as a

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in Houston!

Josh Fuentes, welcome aboard the

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thread!

It's not his first time as a

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that's right folks, Blandino is back.

EVERYBODY WELCOME THE NEWEST

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ANTHONY RIZZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yooooooo @Cubs tysm for yet another

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Another

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for the @cubs whom we stan

Asdrúbal, we're so excited to add you to our

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thread!

Asdrúbal, we're so excited to welcome you back to our

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thread!

Folks, we've got another

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in Arizona!