Dandy.

- aka @lunartuned has a big brain
- KRBK (obvi)
- Katsuki doesn’t have time for ur outdated gender roles
- Let’s just assume NSFW bc it’s me, after all

Katsuki likes to pamper himself. What the fuck is the big deal?

He isn’t oblivious to the hushed questions uttered behind his back. You think he doesn’t notice the slight pause when he enters the common room with his hair pinned back and face slathered in an enzyme resurfacing cream?

He just doesn’t give a fuck.

Do those extras think perfect skin and hair just fucking /happens/? No, it takes time and damn dedication.

Katsuki considers his body a temple so /of course/ he’s going to worship at the altar of himself. Of /course/ he has spent the last three years perfecting his 10-step glass skin routine and finding the most smudge-proof eyeliner to wear under his hero mask.

That’s just his tithe to the flawless perfection of himself.

Katsuki doesn’t half-ass shit.

That singular focus to be the best includes pampering himself. So the fuck what if he happens to enjoy the feel of more feminine, silky, pajamas to whatever shitty, fake-cotton bullshit makes up the majority of men’s sections in most stores? He’s gonna wear it anyway.

Who gives a damn if he enjoys a nice pedicure once and a while? Sue him. He’s not about to have disgusting feet just because he’s busy kicking villain ass on the daily. Take your crusty-ass feet and complain somewhere else, extra!

He’s not ashamed and he doesn’t hide these things, but he also doesn’t particularly go out of his way to talk about them, either. He certainly isn’t running around knocking down doors trying to show off his new sleep sets or face masks.

(I have no idea how the thread broke already?) anyway... https://twitter.com/borndeadd/status/1378694765974335489