ranking religions: TOP TEN WORST TO BEST RELIGIONS: A thread!
10. ISLAM: worst re/!g!on in existence. put everything bad in a blender and pour it out, you get this vomit. anyone who defends it is br@!ndÂŁd or fake woke. The most delusional, self contradictory ideologies iâve ever come across. -50/10
9. CHRISTIANITY: itâs literally the diluted version of âi wordâ. abrahamic religions arenât the slay people think they are
the teachings are so dumb and outdated omg. cult behavior and constant shaming of non believers. bible has 47374 versions


8. JUDAISM: donât understand her, donât know why she exists but sheâs there. feel sorry for the girlies but this is just part of triology of abrahamic religions which just donât sit right with me. whoâs their prophet again? omg but yâall made some points with james deen p0rnst@r
7. ZOROASTRIANISM: girl this religionâs name is enough to make it a flop. i wasted 5 minutes typing it. anyways i heard they feed their dÂŁ^d to vultures um- idek what this religion is about but i hate her bc of her name
6. HINDUISM: HELP&::&;& this one sends me like their idols are so slay but theyâre literally animals in human forms PLSSS
the delusion omg. theyâre kinda slay bc theyâre sort of open minded (minus the caste system) but yaaas hanuman bae
i love beef



5. BUDDHISM: idk which man in the past randomly decided to fast & seek the meaning of life but he made multiple points. skinny king! plus the whole reincarnation stuff based on your deeds is so slay. ik hindus do it too but buddhists did it better
also the laughing buddha sends

4. SATANISM: yaaas! shaitan is so hot to me
unproblematic king, heâs literally hated for having a big, burning red c0ck. i will risk it all for him. he invented pleasure and heroine. he literally is a gay icon
the goat face and titties too


3. WICCA: serve after serve. unproblematic bestianas who literally wanna hex the moon and be happy omg. the least nosy people iâve seen who donât force their beliefs down anyoneâs throat. oomf did a protection spell on me once and i havenât had a bad day since
thanks bestianer

2. ATHEISM: do i even need to explain? you have the mind of a mastermind if you understand that the creation of this universe is beyond a superpower. science came into existence on its own and not everything has to have an origin. yâall baddies living your best lives!