ranking religions: TOP TEN WORST TO BEST RELIGIONS: A thread!
10. ISLAM: worst re/!g!on in existence. put everything bad in a blender and pour it out, you get this vomit. anyone who defends it is br@!ndĀ£d or fake woke. The most delusional, self contradictory ideologies iāve ever come across. -50/10
9. CHRISTIANITY: itās literally the diluted version of āi wordā. abrahamic religions arenāt the slay people think they are
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> the teachings are so dumb and outdated omg. cult behavior and constant shaming of non believers. bible has 47374 versions
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8. JUDAISM: donāt understand her, donāt know why she exists but sheās there. feel sorry for the girlies but this is just part of triology of abrahamic religions which just donāt sit right with me. whoās their prophet again? omg but yāall made some points with james deen p0rnst@r
7. ZOROASTRIANISM: girl this religionās name is enough to make it a flop. i wasted 5 minutes typing it. anyways i heard they feed their dĀ£^d to vultures um- idek what this religion is about but i hate her bc of her name
6. HINDUISM: HELP&::&;& this one sends me like their idols are so slay but theyāre literally animals in human forms PLSSS
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> the delusion omg. theyāre kinda slay bc theyāre sort of open minded (minus the caste system) but yaaas hanuman bae
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š¤" title="WeiĆes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: WeiĆes Herz"> i love beef
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TOP 5! these are the slay religions omg so if youāre any of these youāre kinda iconic
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5. BUDDHISM: idk which man in the past randomly decided to fast & seek the meaning of life but he made multiple points. skinny king! plus the whole reincarnation stuff based on your deeds is so slay. ik hindus do it too but buddhists did it better
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Kussabdruck" aria-label="Emoji: Kussabdruck">also the laughing buddha sends
4. SATANISM: yaaas! shaitan is so hot to me
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> unproblematic king, heās literally hated for having a big, burning red c0ck. i will risk it all for him. he invented pleasure and heroine. he literally is a gay icon
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="LƤchelndes Gesicht mit geƶffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: LƤchelndes Gesicht mit geƶffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen"> the goat face and titties too
3. WICCA: serve after serve. unproblematic bestianas who literally wanna hex the moon and be happy omg. the least nosy people iāve seen who donāt force their beliefs down anyoneās throat. oomf did a protection spell on me once and i havenāt had a bad day since
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht"> thanks bestianer
2. ATHEISM: do i even need to explain? you have the mind of a mastermind if you understand that the creation of this universe is beyond a superpower. science came into existence on its own and not everything has to have an origin. yāall baddies living your best lives!
1. ARIANAISM! thats right! it is proven that ariana grande butera created the universe and everything that came after it. i am proudly an arianator. we believe in equality, lgbt rights and TRUE peace. we worship ariana grande and her messenger nicki minaj
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