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got VERY deep in my wenzhou post-canon feels today and am now only contemplating Very Softe™ Word of Honor Headcanons
yeah, that's right, it's tropetastic animal transformation hours tonight
first up: wen kexing, the OG kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day
yeah, that's right, it's tropetastic animal transformation hours tonight
first up: wen kexing, the OG kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day
he squeaks in outrage at the indignity of it all. he can't believe he is jumping after the feather chengling is dangling in front of him.
he draws blood from ye baiyi, and seeks shelter from the old monster's retribution by clawing up a-xu's robes. zhou zishu gives him an unimpressed look, but tucks him into his robes, against his chest.
he is NOT hiding, he's just very comfortable, okay,,,
he is NOT hiding, he's just very comfortable, okay,,,
in another story, chengling is very smol and very stressed and POP he is a tiny, downy duckling.
"aiyah, little brat," zhou zishu sighs, scooping up his disciple. "look at the trouble you've made."
chengling flutters his little wings and, of course, goes nowhere.
"aiyah, little brat," zhou zishu sighs, scooping up his disciple. "look at the trouble you've made."
chengling flutters his little wings and, of course, goes nowhere.
chengling still attempts to follow zhou zishu everywhere -- in this, he is no different as a duckling than a boy.
wen kexing laughs himself silly watching the brown-and-yellow ball of down patter after a-xu.
wen kexing laughs himself silly watching the brown-and-yellow ball of down patter after a-xu.
wen kexing and zhou zishu bemoan the state of the world (in THEIR day, disciples controlled their transformations), but they fill a bowl with water for chengling to paddle around in.
zhou zishu absolutely does not make a little nest out of scraps of old robes.
zhou zishu absolutely does not make a little nest out of scraps of old robes.
cao wei ning is, in fact, a golden retriever, and he hid under your porch because he loves you.
the first time a-xiang turns into monkey, wen kexing is convinced she's done it on purpose, in order to cause more mischief and his own early demise from a heart attack.
"tch! you ungrateful little demon!" he growls, chasing after her while trying to avoid the attention of the denizens of the ghost valley.
when he finally catches her, she chitters at him, wrapping two arms, two legs, a VERY strong tail around his forearm.
when he finally catches her, she chitters at him, wrapping two arms, two legs, a VERY strong tail around his forearm.
her fur is puffed up with fear or adrenaline, and he can feel her trembling through his robes.
"next time you run away i'm going to catch you and roast you," he scolds her. "do you think there's anywhere you can run i can't find you, hm?"
"next time you run away i'm going to catch you and roast you," he scolds her. "do you think there's anywhere you can run i can't find you, hm?"
a-xiang tries to preen him. he pulls his hair out of her reach (he's made THAT mistake before) and tucks her into the crook of his arm.
"you're the worst," he tells her, as he slices up the peach she found and hands her pieces.
"you're the worst," he tells her, as he slices up the peach she found and hands her pieces.
zhou zishu's drastic measures to free himself from his day job (night job?) mean that every midnight, he turns into a tiger for about an hour.
wen kexing and zhang chengling both find this alarming, for different reasons.
wen kexing and zhang chengling both find this alarming, for different reasons.
ye baiyi turns into the world's sulkiest, crankiest dragon send tweet
