#InvisibleNetworks Each and every statement, completely enclosed within by a corona of commentary
#InvisibleNetworks That hockey stick needs to be maintained.
This one turned out bleak. Luckily, the plan doesn't work - bio-printed users don't have the life experience to make compelling content (you see one meme about the incomprehensibly vast moon hive, you've seen them all). Engagement drops and they go out of business in 2041
My original idea for invisible networks was too make a pitch deck for each prompt but now I'm getting excited about also having a follow up where I explain how it went terribly wrong and blew up in their faces.
#InvisibleNetworks That's where the money is.
The authors of this pitch deck all die in suspicious accidents in under six months. #InvisibleNetworks
#InvisibleNetworks Patching you up so you can get back into the fight
Techniques to get yourself intentionally switched into the cold feed rapidly emerged, culminating in this typographic attack that reliably put you in cold for six month. Many people preferred to stay there and to seek out their hot engagement elsewhere. #InvisibleNetworks
#InvisibleNetworks Worst Friends For Ever
Rivals kept meeting up for duels and then falling in love #InvisibleNetworks
(By the way, the process of enemy formation is swiped from Project Horshoe's work on game design patterns to encourage friendship formation. You just reverse some of them. https://www.projecthorseshoe.com/reports/featured/ph16r4.htm)
#InvisibleNetworks We will release a new feature every hour until our demands are met
After a few politicians and investors called their bluff, Grapple launched a series of updates which rendered their service almost completely unusable. Unfortunately, the network effects supporting Grapple were too strong and everyone just had to live with it. #InvisibleNetworks
#InvisibleNetworks New verification token can be minted through proof of work or by gathering the required minerals.
After the great plains warlord JortsLiker48 seized control of all the verification tokens in 2037, she converted the whole network into a British new wave fan site. #InvisibleNetworks
#InvisibleNetworks Lie back and stare into the darkness
The first social network to be abandoned for being provably haunted. #InvisibleNetworks
#InvisibleNetworks Some important caveats
Surprisingly, it was not the procedural heterodoxy nor revolutionary organizing that did Mronster in. It was the bitcoin mining hidden in the breeding algorithm. #InvisibleNetworks
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