A Hindu man and a muslim man sitting peacefully on a single wooden bench in a park. Someone clicks a picture, uploads it and the photo gets viral.
Secularist - Yeh hai mera India. yeh hai asli Bharat.
Liberals - See how a Hindu man is forcefully sitting on a bench that's reserved only for a mulsim person That's how muslims are being oppressed in this country.
Right winger - 1000 years ago there were not so many Muslims in this country now we are heading to a stage where for every hindu on bench there is a muslim.
Bhakt - Yeh toh Modi ji ki krupa hai ki dono bench pe baithe hai 60 saal se congress thi tab toh sab zameen pe baithe the.
Dhruv rathee - Namaskar dosto aj ke video mein mein apko bataunga ki bench pe kaise baitha jata hai aur bench par baithne ki shuruvat kabse hui thi aur ek hindu aur ek muslim ka bench par baithna itna intolerance kyu faila raha hai.
Abhi & Niyu - Hum sirf positivity failana chahte hai yeh image se agar apko farak padta hai toh is video ko share kijiye aur jyada se jyada logo tak pohchahiye.
Tanmay bhat- Makes a video inviting 3_4 of his friends that were a part of AIB or some comedians and discuss for 20 mins on that photo and laughs on the stupid jokes he cracks.
Instagram models and saste reel actors - Making totally illogical videos about sitting on a bench in different backgrounds and costumes.
Tony kakkar- Makes a song with the lyrics bench bench bench park mein tha bench baju mein ladki usko kia wrench on the bench.
Memers - Every memer using that template photo and sharing 1000s of memes in a day till a point the trend becomes cringe.
Pseudo feminist - Why are only males sitting on that bench why isn't a female allowed to sit on it Are we really living in 21st century.
Arnab Goswami- Inviting 15 guests on his programme not allowing anyone to speak and talking about the ISIS connection in a simple photo.
Ravish kumar - dar ka mahaul hai. aj ek musalman admi hindu ke sath khandamilakar chalna chahta hai par use bench pe bithaya jaa raha hai.
Sadguru- You see this bench is just a dimension. Its not about just sitting its quantum physics you know ( Says 100 more sentences in purest form of English that has no fucking relation to a Hindu man,muslim man or that wooden bench).
Shashi Tharoor - Well a personage of Hindu doctrine sedentary on a pew with a personage of Muslim doctrine should not be a accoutre of national interest.
Kejiriwal - Sirf hindu aur muslim hi kyu sikh kyu nahi, jain nai, christain nai, buddhist nai. Modi ji ko ispe jawab dena chahiye wahi arajakta faila rahe hai.
Fadanvis- Do log ek bench par kaise baith sakte hai. Uddhav thakre must resign. Main aj hi mananyiya rajyapal ji se milunga aur unhe kahoonga Maharashtra mein rashtrapati shahshan lagu kare.
Sanjay Raut- Koi Hindu bench pr baithe ya muslim ye unka mamla hai yeh sarkar 5 saal chalegi iski guarantee mein deta hoon ( tweets a sher that has no relation to the situation).
Modi- Mitron pahile insan khade rehte the ek baar mere man mein aaya ki ghutne bohot dard karenge isse tabhi maine swayam in hatho se duniya ka pahila bench banaya insano ke liye. bolo wah modiji wah.
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