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currently rewatching community and this show is exactly what would happen if skittlez were put in a sitcom so iâm gonna make this thread of incorrect community/skiz quotes for my own sanity please feel free to mute
sm: please tell me you didnât have sex with me to win at paintball.
mh: no, i had sex with you, and NOW iâm gonna win at paintball. donât be gross.
mh: no, i had sex with you, and NOW iâm gonna win at paintball. donât be gross.
mh: hi, iâm kim sngmnâs emergency contact?
receptionist: youâre here to pick him up?
mh: no, iâm here to be removed as his emergency contact.
receptionist: youâre here to pick him up?
mh: no, iâm here to be removed as his emergency contact.
hj: what is it about me that makes broken people flock to me? is it my height? do huddled masses mistake me for the statue of liberty?
js: you date guys that we think are cool, and then you tell us horrible things abt them.
mh: name one guy.
hj: chn, chngbn, sngmnâ
mh: sngmn? i ruined sngmn?
js: oh, you mean kim ânipple playâ sngmn? [gesturing at empty air] no, as you can see, weâre still hanging out with him
mh: name one guy.
hj: chn, chngbn, sngmnâ
mh: sngmn? i ruined sngmn?
js: oh, you mean kim ânipple playâ sngmn? [gesturing at empty air] no, as you can see, weâre still hanging out with him
bc: i thought you said there was a murder?
sm: our yam /was/ murdered!
hj: if itâs any consolation, he got me here on a very misleading text message.
sm: technically you /are/ about to be screwed in the biology room, because our final project has been destroyed.
sm: our yam /was/ murdered!
hj: if itâs any consolation, he got me here on a very misleading text message.
sm: technically you /are/ about to be screwed in the biology room, because our final project has been destroyed.
mh: death is a natural part of life, and by the time i finish this sentence, 100 people will have died in china.
js: .... WHY DID YOU STOP TALKING?
js: .... WHY DID YOU STOP TALKING?
js: [rides into the dorms on a motorcycle]
sm: jsng! you canât bring that in here!
js: yes, i can. itâs all terrain, dummy
sm: jsng! you canât bring that in here!
js: yes, i can. itâs all terrain, dummy
mh: as many of you know, i ate my twin sister in utero. so, on my birthday, i try to remember: iâm a winner.
chn: your friends were counting on you.
mnho: well, thatâs their fault. i have carefully cultivated a persona that screams, âyouâre on your own.â
mnho: well, thatâs their fault. i have carefully cultivated a persona that screams, âyouâre on your own.â
chngbn: have you decided what youâre gonna do for your one-year anniversary?
mnho & sngmn: of?
chngbn: ...your first date?
mnho: oh. speaking of anniversaries, itâs the 3rd anniversary of me and my cats watching freaky friday for the 1st time
chngbn: THAT you remember?
mnho & sngmn: of?
chngbn: ...your first date?
mnho: oh. speaking of anniversaries, itâs the 3rd anniversary of me and my cats watching freaky friday for the 1st time
chngbn: THAT you remember?
