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“it’s past your bedtime? it’s past the time where i asked”
“if i get fortune one more time in gonna start a war”
“thank you ashycat- oh man, someone should take the cat out of the fireplace if it’s that ashy”
“you good? no”
“if i get fortune one more time in gonna start a war”
“thank you ashycat- oh man, someone should take the cat out of the fireplace if it’s that ashy”
“you good? no”
“thank you snooch for the 5 tier ones, that is close to 6”
“chat am i ok? i don’t think so”
“go to sleep? ok bye guys, ending the stream!”
“play some rust? i am playing minecraft, that game is named after a car disease”
“chat am i ok? i don’t think so”
“go to sleep? ok bye guys, ending the stream!”
“play some rust? i am playing minecraft, that game is named after a car disease”
“why are you so energetic right now? because i am reverse funny”
“you’re being weird? you’re being unmodded”
“ranboo is on something, it’s true, it’s true”
“ranboo funny arc? dang”
“something was in that cake? no, no it’s not”
“you’re being weird? you’re being unmodded”
“ranboo is on something, it’s true, it’s true”
“ranboo funny arc? dang”
“something was in that cake? no, no it’s not”
“someone spiked the cake? yeah they put a giant knife in the cake and then i got STABBED”
“why is this relaxing? no, wrong”
“i’m gonna make my stream notification more and more violent”
“i’m gonna take punz’s heart and i’m gonna cut it out and put it in the ocean”
“why is this relaxing? no, wrong”
“i’m gonna make my stream notification more and more violent”
“i’m gonna take punz’s heart and i’m gonna cut it out and put it in the ocean”
“what are you on? my chair”
“i thought that said because i don’t use emojis, that made you pass your ap history class”
“you can’t see it because i don’t have a facecam, but i just hit a whip”
“you need to lay down? ok just let me recline”
“i thought that said because i don’t use emojis, that made you pass your ap history class”
“you can’t see it because i don’t have a facecam, but i just hit a whip”
“you need to lay down? ok just let me recline”
“one day i want to play a video game but i turn the in-game voices off and just use my own voice”
“everything is just terrible, and i just took a screenshot, it’s just getting worse”
“everything is just terrible, and i just took a screenshot, it’s just getting worse”
“pull a dream? is that what you call it when somebody does a fake face reveal? back in my day, we just called that every single youtuber’s face reveal when they did it once”
“you should always be afraid of me, just at all times”
“you should always be afraid of me, just at all times”
“it’s not gonna work because of the MAN- because of the man, that is true”
“do you have any art ideas to spare? draw me”
“do you find joy in screwing over the est gang’s sleep schedule? yes, it brings me so much joy”
“do you have any art ideas to spare? draw me”
“do you find joy in screwing over the est gang’s sleep schedule? yes, it brings me so much joy”
“whenever i see that someone lost sleep because of my streams, i fistbump to myself”
“nether ocelot”
“i’m actually immortal, i have lived for 3,000 years and i have seen everyone that i love die”
“how sleep deprived are you? mhm”
“nether ocelot”
“i’m actually immortal, i have lived for 3,000 years and i have seen everyone that i love die”
“how sleep deprived are you? mhm”
“how did you introduce your parents to streaming? my parents do not stream”
“you missed netherrack? you missed the askers”
“there was just a natural magnet between the volleyball and my face, so it was just consistent ball to face con- not saying that but i got hit a lot”
“you missed netherrack? you missed the askers”
“there was just a natural magnet between the volleyball and my face, so it was just consistent ball to face con- not saying that but i got hit a lot”
“i did a lot of terrible things, i started like 3 wars”
“colorblind arc? no, colorFUL arc where i just see more colors, like schlorple. that’s a new color that i just invented”
“you’re talking like you’re really sad and really happy? welcome to my CHANNEL”
“colorblind arc? no, colorFUL arc where i just see more colors, like schlorple. that’s a new color that i just invented”
“you’re talking like you’re really sad and really happy? welcome to my CHANNEL”
“it’s fortune 3 again, i’m gonna punch something”
“i have a mirror right here, i’m gonna face reveal to myself- AH- sorry that’s just my natural reaction whenever i see myself”
“i have a mirror right here, i’m gonna face reveal to myself- AH- sorry that’s just my natural reaction whenever i see myself”
“this just in, a 20-car pile up has been caused by someone going home to watch a ranboo live stream. ranboolive has now been taken to court and is being sued for over 1300 dollars in vehicle damage”
“you are giving me simultaneous dayquil and nyquil vibes- I AM THE QUIL”
“i just dropped my water bottle- i think i’m having a great stream”
“jesus was inside of my cake”
“i just dropped my water bottle- i think i’m having a great stream”
“jesus was inside of my cake”
“you know those cakes with a baby jesus inside? i had one of those and it’s a terrible idea because you eat the cake and then you just choke to death on the baby jesus, and i mean you see jesus twice”
“ranboo are jesus is now canon? no”
“ranboo are jesus is now canon? no”
“i’m such an idiot. i’m at the top of the website and i’m doing THIS”
“GUYS the fit check today has JEANS instead of SWEATPANTS because i had to go outside today and i didn’t get recognized”
“my mods are telling chat to go touch grass, this is how you know it’s all gone downhill”
“GUYS the fit check today has JEANS instead of SWEATPANTS because i had to go outside today and i didn’t get recognized”
“my mods are telling chat to go touch grass, this is how you know it’s all gone downhill”
“why are you wearing jeans at night? stop questioning my life choices”
“i an what the french call someone that is really weird and they think i’m french for some reason despite me not being french”
“bad joke? bad comment. get out of my chat”
“i an what the french call someone that is really weird and they think i’m french for some reason despite me not being french”
“bad joke? bad comment. get out of my chat”
“will you participate in the selfie day? i will, i think it’s very cool and all of my followers are extremely pretty. i aint ever seen an unpretty ranboo follower, alright?”
“can we get a speech? be better, and be the best better that your better self can be”
“can we get a speech? be better, and be the best better that your better self can be”
“i am doing something wrong. that is like my channel motto”
“i just saw a picture of james charles on my phone and i don’t know why”
“do you have any songs that you associate with your character? 3 hours of screaming”
“i just saw a picture of james charles on my phone and i don’t know why”
“do you have any songs that you associate with your character? 3 hours of screaming”
“i wanna start buying a bunch of engagement rings and wearing them so people start thinking that i’m married to a bunch of people when i’m actually just very alone”
“i want people to be confused about half the things i say just all the time, like- like pineapples”
“i want people to be confused about half the things i say just all the time, like- like pineapples”
“stairs? oh thank god they’re labeled, otherwise i would have never known, if i just get rid of this sign- oh god, oh god 45 DEGREE FLOORS”
“what flavor cake was it? chocolate- AAAAA”
“that’s right, we’re gonna start having MULTIPLE CHOICE QUIZZES on the ranboolive channel!”
“what flavor cake was it? chocolate- AAAAA”
“that’s right, we’re gonna start having MULTIPLE CHOICE QUIZZES on the ranboolive channel!”
“let’s see which one wins, 5 is in there twice!”
“i feel like i’ve just been scoldened- no scolded- ending the stream.”
“AAAAÆ- i don’t know what that scream was. NEW SCREAM UNLOCKED!”
“i’m gonna put on my weighted blanket now. oh god this thing is heavy”
“i feel like i’ve just been scoldened- no scolded- ending the stream.”
“AAAAÆ- i don’t know what that scream was. NEW SCREAM UNLOCKED!”
“i’m gonna put on my weighted blanket now. oh god this thing is heavy”
“you’re making me blush with the lightning mcqueen bed”
“can i have your hand in marriage? no, i prefer to have my hand attached to my body actually”
“i give this server a gift by being on this server because i am a gift”
“i’d rather be streaming- self confidence.”
“can i have your hand in marriage? no, i prefer to have my hand attached to my body actually”
“i give this server a gift by being on this server because i am a gift”
“i’d rather be streaming- self confidence.”
“do you wanna gamble your points? i’ll literally just flip a coin or something”
“my entire body is just void. that’s why i have the mask”
“oh i’m gonna start wars over this, it’s gonna be fantastic”
“i wanna start making more tiktoks so i can get duetted by the vegan teacher”
“my entire body is just void. that’s why i have the mask”
“oh i’m gonna start wars over this, it’s gonna be fantastic”
“i wanna start making more tiktoks so i can get duetted by the vegan teacher”
“do you style your hair? i just let it do what it wants. sometimes it just turns random colors, like pink”
“i’m gonna become a soundcloud rapper and i’m gonna make like 30 cents a month”
“where is punz? i gotta stab him”
“i am so good at segways, i’m like a mall cop”
“i’m gonna become a soundcloud rapper and i’m gonna make like 30 cents a month”
“where is punz? i gotta stab him”
“i am so good at segways, i’m like a mall cop”
“like it or bert it? the heck does bert it mean? is that supposed to be an a?”
“i wanna become a sonic voice actor when i grow up”
*in sonic voice* “no matter how fast i run, i can’t escape my problems”
“every day i live in constant turmoil of my past mistakes”
“i wanna become a sonic voice actor when i grow up”
*in sonic voice* “no matter how fast i run, i can’t escape my problems”
“every day i live in constant turmoil of my past mistakes”
“i’ve seen my friends die multiple times”
“the climate is getting worse and worse every day and we can’t do anything to stop it”
“due to the huge amounts of carbon being. extracted into the atmosphere, the levels of water in the ocean are rising”
“the climate is getting worse and worse every day and we can’t do anything to stop it”
“due to the huge amounts of carbon being. extracted into the atmosphere, the levels of water in the ocean are rising”
“i am in a constant state of fighting for my friends and that has had a severe impact on my state of mind”
*not in sonic voice anymore* “i do my character lore in sonic the hedgehog voice? I FORGOT”
*not in sonic voice anymore* “i do my character lore in sonic the hedgehog voice? I FORGOT”
“you will know when i’m doing lore because i will just switch into my sonic the hedgehog voice and it will just be terrible”
*in sonic voice* dream has no house but he lives in my mind rent free”
“why can’t i remember my complex past”
*in sonic voice* dream has no house but he lives in my mind rent free”
“why can’t i remember my complex past”
“my memory loss has led me to not trust anyone, not even myself”
*not in sonic voice* “i’m getting stabbed i’m getting stabbed but that’s fine that’s fine that’s fine”
“there is a huge difference between immortal and normal. those are two very different things”
*not in sonic voice* “i’m getting stabbed i’m getting stabbed but that’s fine that’s fine that’s fine”
“there is a huge difference between immortal and normal. those are two very different things”
“glad to know that i am an internet celebrity because i play minecraft”
“i just thought i saw a person out of the corner of my eye so if i randomly go silent... uh oh”
“you seem more adult than most? have you seen this entire stream? it has just been me acting stupid”
“i just thought i saw a person out of the corner of my eye so if i randomly go silent... uh oh”
“you seem more adult than most? have you seen this entire stream? it has just been me acting stupid”
*in sonic voice* “my emotions are easily influenced by those around me”
*not in sonic voice* a twitch staff is worried for my mods? while that is just the sign of a great streamer”
“don’t become a vtuber? i’m gonna become one just to SPITE you”
*not in sonic voice* a twitch staff is worried for my mods? while that is just the sign of a great streamer”
“don’t become a vtuber? i’m gonna become one just to SPITE you”
“beacon war arc? maybe”
“can you please stream forever? i got yoh INFINITY STREAM LETS GOOO”
“grass. grass. grass. grass. this is good.”
“i am bobbing my head right now but you guys cannot see it”
“oh my god techno vs dream but it’s ranboo vs magma slime”
“can you please stream forever? i got yoh INFINITY STREAM LETS GOOO”
“grass. grass. grass. grass. this is good.”
“i am bobbing my head right now but you guys cannot see it”
“oh my god techno vs dream but it’s ranboo vs magma slime”
“i can’t name the cake because then it would just get destroyed”
“i’m gonna start being incredibly rude to everyone that i meet”
“oh catJAM, an absolute catJAM”
“it’s time for the bell, chat. PRIMEEEE!!!”
“i’m just gonna take tommy’s heart and cut it out and put it in the ocean”
“i’m gonna start being incredibly rude to everyone that i meet”
“oh catJAM, an absolute catJAM”
“it’s time for the bell, chat. PRIMEEEE!!!”
“i’m just gonna take tommy’s heart and cut it out and put it in the ocean”
“i’m gonna die tonight but it’s going to be worth it because of the jelly beans. i will die from jelly bean poisoning”
“this is what your subs and primes are going towards. jelly beans for me!”
“this is what your subs and primes are going towards. jelly beans for me!”
- ranboolive on twitch after eating chocolate cake, 1/25/21 lmao
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