Baby Chase... an ongoing thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ§”" title="Thread" aria-label="Emoji: Thread"> @MonieFreshh
Every day that goes by raising my son with my wife, my heart grows bigger and deeper for single parents. I simply could not imagine doing this parenting thing by myself.
That 12-5am slot is brutal! Baby Chase fights his sleep, feedings, and diaper changes like there’s no tomorrow! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ˜©" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">Doesn’t make any sense to me, and it’s super draining.
Apparently you need to add at least one extra hour of preparation before leaving to go ANYWHERE when you have a newborn https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Parenting and teaching are similar in that the adults should Quit Taking It Personally (Q-TIP). The screaming, crying, or fighting against “what’s best” probably has nothing to do with you, so don’t make it about you.
The struggle is justttt getting your newborn to sleep then realizing it’s basically time to wake them up for their scheduled, every-two-hour feeding https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
“Hi! My name is Chaseton and I am 8 days old.” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💙" title="Blaues Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Blaues Herz">
There should be an award given every time you move a sleeping baby to another location and they stay asleep https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😮" title="Schlafendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schlafendes Gesicht">
So my wife and I sleep in the bed with a stuffed animal https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧾" title="Teddy bear" aria-label="Emoji: Teddy bear"> (Mr. Snuggles). Why have I woken up on several occasions cradling this teddy bear like he’s my son? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Anybody else’s baby SCREAM like they’re being tortured whenever their diaper gets changed, or is that just ours?
“Hey, I’m Chaseton! Some people call me Chase. I pee on Mama when she changes me, but I already know not to try that mess with Daddy cuz he don’t play that. Lol. I’m pretty much grown now since I just turned 18... (days old). See ya!”
always cry over spilt breastmilk https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Babies just don’t care! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ˜€" title="Triumphierendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Triumphierendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ’©" title="Dreckshaufen" aria-label="Emoji: Dreckshaufen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Baby Chase latched onto mommy’s breast to feed for the first time today! It’s been 27 days since we started, but we did it! Congratulations, @MonieFreshh! You’re amazing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
When Daddy raps during your diaper change https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸŽ€" title="Mikrofon" aria-label="Emoji: Mikrofon">
My son knows good and well he should be asleep right now https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ˜€" title="Triumphierendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Triumphierendes Gesicht"> Not even crying or fussing, just UP for no reason at all looking at the ceiling smh. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗣" title="Silhouette eines sprechenden Kopfes" aria-label="Emoji: Silhouette eines sprechenden Kopfes"> BRO, JUST GO TO SLEEP!
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