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when bts first came together, they had three tiny teenagers, and for a pod of dolphin hybrids, that meant they HAD to take care of them
sfw tannie whale hybrid au for @yeongwonhanrain
cw // hybrids , slight accidental sexism , mentions of hardships and mistreatment
sfw tannie whale hybrid au for @yeongwonhanrain
cw // hybrids , slight accidental sexism , mentions of hardships and mistreatment
inspired by https://twitter.com/yeongwonhanrain/status/1369425374157881346?s=20">https://twitter.com/yeongwonh...
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when namjoon first met the members of bangtan, he was surprised at the fact that all of them were dolphin hybrids.
when namjoon first met the members of bangtan, he was surprised at the fact that all of them were dolphin hybrids.
aquatic mammal hybrids were often lumped in with the less popular non mammal hybrids, thus there just were less of them compared to the classic cat, dog, or bunny hybrid.
so when a 7 member group had each member being a dolphin hybrid was incredibly rare.
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of course, as with every hybrid on the face of the earth, dolphin hybrids had certain needs that corresponded with the animal genes in them.
bunny hybrids were high energy and had high limbos.
snake hybrids needed to spend around an hour under a heat lamp in the winter and tended to peel after a sunburn much easier.
snake hybrids needed to spend around an hour under a heat lamp in the winter and tended to peel after a sunburn much easier.
bear hybrids got extremely lethargic in the winter and tended to sleep for most of the day if they could get away with it.
dolphin hybrids needed water daily, they couldn’t get dehydrated or they’d be in serious medical danger, (they learned that the hard way with hoseok during skool luv affair) and they needed either a shower or bath once a day to stay healthy.
but the other thing dolphin hybrids did was create pods. dolphin hybrids tended to “adopt” baby hybrids (regardless if they were in need of a home or not), but that was usually done by female or female presenting dolphin hybrids.
but as you know, bangtan never really fit the norm.
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“so let me get this straight… all four of us are experiencing the urge to create a pod for our three maknaes?”
seokjin, yoongi, hoseok, and namjoon were sitting in the itty bitty living room of their debut dorm, explaining their odd feelings.
seokjin, yoongi, hoseok, and namjoon were sitting in the itty bitty living room of their debut dorm, explaining their odd feelings.
“yup that just about covers it.” hoseok answered from his perch on namjoon’s lap.
“but don’t forget that only girls have the urge to create pods.” namjoon mumbled.
yoongi frowned. “that’s not true and you know that.”
“but don’t forget that only girls have the urge to create pods.” namjoon mumbled.
yoongi frowned. “that’s not true and you know that.”
namjoon pouted at his hyung. “ok fine, MALE dolphin hybrids don’t have the urge to create NURSING pods, cause that’s what this urge is. we have the urge to make a nursing pod for the maknaes, not a hunting pod. and nursing pods are for girls.”
yoongi stared down namjoon. namjoon shrinked back behind hoseok even more.
“first of all, you’re acting as if the nursing pods that women TYPICALLY make are lesser than the more typically man centric hunting pods. is that what you’re saying?”
“first of all, you’re acting as if the nursing pods that women TYPICALLY make are lesser than the more typically man centric hunting pods. is that what you’re saying?”
namjoon’s eyes widened. “no no! that’s not what i was trying to say! it’s just… i’m not a girl hyung… and all we’re taught in school is that male dolphins make hunting pods and female dolphins make nursing pods.”
yoongi’s face softened. seokjin cupped namjoon’s face. “and yet here we are namjoonie.”
hoseok pouted. “even if the ‘nursing pods are for girls’ thing is bullshit, that doesn’t explain why we’re feeling this way towards the maknaes.”
hoseok pouted. “even if the ‘nursing pods are for girls’ thing is bullshit, that doesn’t explain why we’re feeling this way towards the maknaes.”
yoongi gently ran his fingers through hoseok’s hair. “we all love the maknaes very much don’t we?”
three nods.
three nods.
“and we met them when they were all pretty young right? i mean they’re still super young but fuck… jungkookie was 15 when we met him for the first time.”
“yeah…”
“yeah…”
“now think about it, we have three babies in our care… who we love and care for very much… fuck we’re halfway to a nursing pod already.”
namjoon still looked apprehensive. “but hyung… people will think we’re girls.”
namjoon still looked apprehensive. “but hyung… people will think we’re girls.”
yoongi got up and shoved hoseok off of namjoon’s lap. hoseok dramatically flopped into seokjin’s lap and pouted.
yoongi straddled namjoon’s thick thighs and made the younger look him in the eyes. “first of all, there is nothing, i repeat, nothing wrong with being a girl. do you understand me?”
namjoon nodded.
namjoon nodded.
“second, it doesn’t matter what people will think of us. they already treat us awfully for how we present ourselves."
"the only thing that matters is what’s best for all of us. and i personally think creating a nursing pod for us and the maknaes is the best thing for us. what do you guys think?”
seokjin smirked. “hell i’ve been taking care of you guys since i got here. why not make it official?”
hobi smiled brightly. “i’m down!”
hobi smiled brightly. “i’m down!”
namjoon smiled softly. “let’s group parent these maknaes!”
soft giggles.
“oh they are going to end us for this.”
soft giggles.
“oh they are going to end us for this.”
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the hyung line& #39;s attitude towards the maknae line didn’t really change all that much after they decided to create a pod.
(for the record, the maknaes did throw a bit of a fit at being considered as babies, but they got over it almost instantly)
the hyung line& #39;s attitude towards the maknae line didn’t really change all that much after they decided to create a pod.
(for the record, the maknaes did throw a bit of a fit at being considered as babies, but they got over it almost instantly)
the only thing that changed was that everyone, hyungs and maknaes alike were more open with their affection towards each other. more hugs and cuddles, more “i love yous”, and more tender forehead kisses.
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“come on baby, we& #39;re done for the day.” jimin whined into the floor that he was lying face down on. hoseok smiled fondly at his dongsaeng. “come on jimin-ah!”
another whine from jimin.
another whine from jimin.
hoseok sighed. “namjoonie, helped me carry him into the van.”
namjoon obeyed and picked jimin up bridal style.
namjoon obeyed and picked jimin up bridal style.
“mmm, so strong joonie.” hobi moaned, squeezing namjoon’s biceps as he flexed picking jimin up.
“everyone get in the car before hobi comes in his pants from seeing joon’s muscles.”
“everyone get in the car before hobi comes in his pants from seeing joon’s muscles.”
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“what do you think hyung?” taehyung asked, showing off a knee length black skirt to yoongi.
yoongi, a firm believer in the gays and the idea that gender is a social concept, looked up from his phone and smiled at tae.
“what do you think hyung?” taehyung asked, showing off a knee length black skirt to yoongi.
yoongi, a firm believer in the gays and the idea that gender is a social concept, looked up from his phone and smiled at tae.
“it looks good taehyungie!”
taehyung blushed and twirled around in the skirt. “i really like it hyung.”
yoongi smiled fondly. “hyung will buy you more then.”
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taehyung blushed and twirled around in the skirt. “i really like it hyung.”
yoongi smiled fondly. “hyung will buy you more then.”
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bangtan were sitting in an interview, being smack talked for their existence and career. it was only thirty minutes long but it was absolutely awful having to sit there and take it.
their managers and stylists were kind enough to leave them alone after cleaning them off and making sure they made it to their hotel.
seokjin looked at his pod, upset and disheartened in their hotel room.
“let’s go swimming guys.”
suddenly 6 heads swiveled around and smiled at their hyung, they all loved swimming.
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“let’s go swimming guys.”
suddenly 6 heads swiveled around and smiled at their hyung, they all loved swimming.
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with them all being dolphin hybrids, they all needed to swim, even yoongi, who preferred to stay out of the water as much as possible.
they grabbed their various swimsuits, informed their managers where they were going, and headed to the pool.
they grabbed their various swimsuits, informed their managers where they were going, and headed to the pool.
yoongi took his time entering the pool, going slowly, making faces the entire way in. the rest of the boys either jumped, ran once they got into the pool (one should never run by a pool) or shoved each other in.
taehyung appeared with a beach ball and began throwing it at jimin and jungkook.
“i need to buy a plastic flask for pool time.” yoongi mentioned to seokjin, leaning against the pool wall, watching the maknaes play and hobi attempt to grope namjoon, with namjoon doing nothing to stop it.
“bitch me too.”
“if we get flasks that means we have to get jiminie one too.”
“good point.”
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“if we get flasks that means we have to get jiminie one too.”
“good point.”
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“jungkookie are you tired?” seokjin asked looking concerned at his youngest baby. while it was rare that the maknae ran out of energy like this, it had been a long and exhausting day.
jungkook looked over at seokjin and flashed his big doe eyes at him. seokjin sighed. “you’re lucky that i’m whipped for you brat.”
seokjin waded over to jungkook and allowed the boy to jump on his back and cuddle.
seokjin waded over to jungkook and allowed the boy to jump on his back and cuddle.
“jungkookie you look like a dolphin calf!” hoseok giggled. “wait he does!” “he’s so cute!”
“he’s my calf.” seokjin smiled.
“hyung!” jungkook blushed and kicked in the water a little.
“ya! i will drop you brat!”
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“he’s my calf.” seokjin smiled.
“hyung!” jungkook blushed and kicked in the water a little.
“ya! i will drop you brat!”
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