I'm watching she-ra
My first thoughts are: I'm hoping some of the Horde's criticism of princesses stands true - it'd be great for them NOT to be the unequivocally "good" side. Glimmer's mom's pride standing in the way and the Rebellion-equals-princessocracy not caring about more

than their own territory is really good.
Also, I'm told I'll hate Catra more and more, but so far she's just been an idiot with the right idea - they ARE in position to change things for the better from the inside especially if they rise ranks meteorically.

They have CATGIRLS and yet they are at war? What the fuck. Also the yu-gi-oh alter ego thing is fine but the STARS BEING GONE? Iconic.

Maybe the reason why they can have catgirls and still not have a utopia is that the strain of moving your ears and tail makes you stupid

Like "ask stupid questions, get stupid answers" but instead it's "have a terrible war, get stupid sexy catgirls"

By the way the honour of greyskull? That's transition. Swift Wind? He's just been transed.

That opening though
READY TO FIGHT

Pumps me full of energy

Give Adora new clothes or let her wear her badge? The fuck, half the time the sword disappears, now her badge is a casualty too? It could be tactically important if she gets a mask to hide that she's Adora and can like, order soldiers to retreat.

Shadow Weaver is useless wtf

It looks like everyone depends on mana recharge crystals in a way or another

"you're not the she-ra I saw on TV" tough luck you shit

WAIT THE FLOWERPOWER HIPPIES COULD'VE BEEN FIGHTING THE WHOLE TIME? Guess that makes sense when the plant specialists can't tell their plants are dying for a reason

Adora throws a fucking massive brick at a soldier and AS IF BY ACCIDENT it JUST SO HAPPENS to hit the lizardperson. Racist.

Her transformation is SUCH a trans power fantasy though
It's a formation

Princess violence on the rise

OH SHIT SHADOW WEAVER JUST WENT ALL RASPUTIN
I hope they won't like burst into song about dreams and killing princesses because that's kind of their deal for both I suppose

Ooooh wait Bow is like the Sokka of She-Ravatar

THE "BAD NEIGHBOURHOOD" BAR WHERE THEY PLAY CARDS AND THROW TABLES AND IT'S GO FISH? PFFRRRHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sea Captain Han Solo

SCORPIA IS SUCH A CUTIE

SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME

Ooooh she's not just a mermaid she's a WATERBENDER

Ok I take it back Catra is a failure

Robot butler? Robot butler. In a maze. Secret passages with secret codes.

HAIR TENTACLE PRINCESS

Wait the princess with suspiciously tentacle-y hair is called Entrapta? I have seen enough- okay sorry sorry

Adora 1st episode: princesses are a danger to everyone because they use magic they don't fully control
Adora 6th episode: I have powers why would I do anything else than use them always?

The first broken robot they makes me think of the robot whose name I forgot in PS238 who caused the Rainmaker program to fail
Quick search and... there. Doctor Irons.

Oh fuck the virus spreads

Infected Adora is
(don't say it)
Adorable
(SHIT)

Entrapta: it's a date!
Glimmer: let's change the subject

- I've had dreams starting like that
- yeah, my nightmares tend to be weird too
- yyyyeessssssss... nightmares.......

Still waiting for Bow to be a princess come on do it do it do it do it do iiiit

Castaspella is cuuuuuute

Also
Light Spinner? Shadow Weaver? In ernst? I can't see them being unrelated, and they're probably one person

Adora having PTSD and curses at the same time "I can see Shadow Weaver" daaaang

SW does DOPPELGÄNGERS now and plays the old Mystique trick?

CALLED IT SHE WAS LIGHTSPINNER

But her manipulation strategy and gaslighting is master level

So what's this about SW's power being from... Hortak, was it?

If she was a princess and a sorcerer to begin with?

Wait, does Catra think Adora has a crush on Bow? She's OBVIOUSLY in love with you, you goof. And rebounding on Glimmer.

Scorpia and Catra are like role-reversed Jasper and Peridot from Steven Universe

Perfuma lmao
Do ONE another fun thing and I'm renaming you Perfu(l)ma(o)

CATRORPIA WOWOWOWOWOW SCORPIA IS HOT IN A DRESS AND CATRA AS A BUTCH KITTY? HEEEEELL YEA

Ooooh so Adora's style is "Fire Nation chic"

ENTRAPTORABLE

"feelings seem to be getting hurt" ENTRAPTA I LOVE YOU NOW

THIS IS THE BEST SOCIAL EXPERIMENT I'VE EVER BEEN TO

What a funny inside joke you just made up!

Well, Frosta doesn't want to join the Rebellion... Luckily the Horde will be there so she'll see it's something she needs anyway

Your kingdom is blowing up, serves you right for being so arrogant

Ok princess Elsa

SUUUUURE HAVE A FIGHT THAT DEPENDS ON AGILITY WITH THE CATGIRL

Ooooh stakes just got raised

Okay I'm done with my fan calligraphy for now (is HARD) so I'm back
Season 1 Episode 9
Catra is laughing in the reflection of the sword and that's SUCH a good shot
Like, yes, please do parallels with your gay friends-to-enemies(-to-lovers, duh)

Of COURSE SW gets the glory how can you be RAISED by the army and not understand how a chain of command works (or a glory hog)?

KYLE X BOW OTPPPPPP

ADVENTURE

I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT

(quote from entrapta)
(I just like her a lot)
(I'll even cut down on the tentacle jokes)

MORE LIKE HENTAIPTA AMIRITE

- We go on three. One...
- FORWAAAAARD
- *beats everyone up* I said on three
- I got excited

Entrapta is a real ADHD mood

I'm here to inspect all the things

"actually you kind of lost me at the perfume bottle" ENTRAPTA IS AN ADHD MOOD

"bright moon will fall, and etheria will be ours to rule" hey what about the ice kingdom? Doesn't Simon Petr- sorry I meant Frosta the bite-sized powerhouse protect that one?

Perhaps you've seen me... In your dreams?
"No that's not it" WOW THAT ANSWER CAME FAST BUT TRUE

Duck? Ooh, where?

Entrapta made a friend (Emily)

Entrapta and Perfuma just restraining people left and right are they like the Shibari Squad

Why are there tubes of highly pressurised water in the computer room?

Where did I hear that alarm sound before? I know it was in a game

*Glimmer is being zapped continuously by red lightning* oh no Glimmer are you okay?

GEE I DON'T KNOW ADORA

Will Catra just go to Hordak to tell him SW is being bad?

I don't know, hell hath no stupid like a catgirl scorned (I made up this joke in like Catra's second scene but then I forgot it thanks ADHD)

GLIMMER JUST WENT SUPER SAIYAN

Oop well goodbye entrapta it was fun knowing you were alive

CATRA DOING THE RIGHT THING?

AND BEING A TSUNDERE?

Where's Entrapta?

She uh
Is with all of us

- Entrapta didn't make it
- What do you mean?
- She stayed at Bright Moon

I'm sad for her but also there's a 75% chance she'll come back (but evil)

Also why is every corridor an autoclave? That can't be cheap

Is energy dirt cheap like in Star Wars?
Wait
Shadow Weaver
Star Wars
SW
I KNEW IT; IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

Also Glimmer should be called Glitter because that's what her power is

"Yes you're right, she died because being together makes us vulnerable"
SHE DIED WHEN SHE LEFT THE GROUP YOU IDIOT

Sea Hawk, take me home
TO THE PLAAAAACE
I BELOOOOOONG

TURNING DARKNESS TO LIGHT

Oh she not dead?

It's funny Glimmer has the same coping mechanisms as I do regarding parent interaction, but her mother actually loves her and wants what is best for her and cares about her physical and mental health so WTF Glimmer let her ask you if you're okay YOU HAVE SOMETHING GOOD HERE

Catra: *sniffs*
Scorpia: yeah! that's concrete :)

"you can't just touch another woman's tail without asking!"

Scorpia:
Catra:
All the OTHER trans girls in this show:

Catra: think what we could do together
Entrapta: yeah see I'm flattered but my interest in the physical configurations of human-animal hybrids is strictly scientific

"Do you WANNA be hit with a sword?"
"Am I the only one who cares about sword safety here?"

Entrapta: UNLIMITED POWEEEER

I wanna build something BIIIIIIG

"I can't even heal one princess. Why do I even carry a sword?" Ouch

The REAL power of this sword is to never be where it should

Still wondering what Catra's endgame is

I mean her heart might be in an... okay-ish place? But what's her PLAN? What is she AIMING at?
Also where/how are the civilians already under Horde control?

Netflix loading slow
I hate bad wi-fi

ADMINISTRATOR DETECTED!!!!

Catradora OTP

The cat-tail brush on Adora's hand... Flirty

*dropping her off a cliff* well aren't you just a little bitch

"do you need to be nursed tenderly back to health?"
YES SCORPIA I NEED YOU TO NURSE ME TENDERLY BACK TO HEALTH

Creepy? Yes, I have been called this before.

"Allow me to choose another form that you will find appealing" Light Hope tied for second best with Catra-when-she's-not-being-stupid

Super pal trio!!!

"Do I have to explain math to you?"

- That sounds great, but...
- You are correct. It is great.

HACK THE PLANET

Alright everyone... let's. get. WEIRD

Bright Moon is essentially the Candy Kingdom

Catra has gone FULL BITCH

Wait how is Mermissa so powerful right now, isn't she an elemental princess?

Frozone! :D

Someone save Entrapta DAMMIT

And someone figure out the deal with Scorpia and the Black Garnet

OH FUCK THEY'RE GOING TO SUMMON CAPTAIN PLANET

Wait no just a very gay rainbow force

Season 1 over, be back another time ^^

Jacques She-Ra-c time

How is... Mermissa better than everyone?

Okay pause. She-ra is becoming better at the controlling part, but not perfect - fine. The princesses are destroying the bots pretty handily which is great even though I'm scared it's becoming Code Lyokō

I mean let's look at the steps
Adora discovers new territory with weird things
Adora discovers powers that change her appearance but we still know it's her
Monsters appear
Defeat is easy
Monsters (bots) get better
Territory changes after... well a tower in the sky does stuff

But they become better at destroying bots
And then and then and then--
The stock sound from when Glimmer drops one from the sky is used in Code Lyokō too... I'm pretty sure it is

It's used for many "magic sounds" true but in this setting it really scares me we're just going in a "progress from Entrapta vs progress from Adora" thing

By the way Glimmer did you try 'porting only part of the bots? You'd use less power and be more obviously dangerous. Teleportation's amongst the scariest powers when you do that.

Light Hope is so adorable

Animation mistake the pitcher-sword is switching hands when the camera goes around and back again to the correct hand but anyway if the animation has little flaws in unimportant places like that it's no big deal I mean most of it is GREAT so

I WANT A CHAIR
Ok horsey

Maybe we should hold hands and think healing thoughts

Frostbite and Sparklebomb were actually better names so yeah Frosta's on to something

... I mean they're better, they're not good. My Little Pony probably has those

NOOOOO THE EKS IS EXACTLY CODE LYOKŌ TYPE STUFF

Yeah Frosta stop being a little bitch

HAH! HOIST BY YOUR HUBRIS

FOR THE HONOUR OF TOO GAY FOR SCHOOL

I bet by the end of the series the EKS will be cut by the sword instead of tanking it without a scratch

Brb doing something else that's called lunch

"Forsta! Do you even listen when people tell you things?"
"What?"

Frosta never had any friends before? Well COLOUR ME SHOCKED

She's TERRIBLE

Stop liking her
Like Entrapta and Scorpia and Light Hope instead

ENTRAPTA I LOVE YOUU

WAIT THE BOTS CAN SELF-DESTRUCT? THAT'S AN ENORMOUS FLAW WHEN THE ENEMY CAN CUT THAT PART OUT AND ANALYSE IT

BOW RECORDING TO BE LIKE ENTRAPTA AAAAAAAA
AND FIGURING IT OUUUUT
LET'S SAVE ENTRAPTAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE SHE I LOVE SHE I LOVE SHEEE

Bow get a boomerang though seriously we know from experience it works

Scorpia lost in Entrapta's castle kyoot

ADORA GRAPPLING HOOK

This fukkin HORS is important to yU

We still wanna know how Entrapta lived

Ooooh Mara went BERSERK huh

Did Mara cut out the stars too?

THE ROBOTS ARE BACK BEING DUMB HAHAHA

IS CATRA CATCHING ARROWS? THAT'S SLICK

Be evil at me cutie

And now an arrow caught HER
Nice

Swift Wind shut your magical mouth

- How are you such a nightmare?
- Meh, years of practice

Scorpia ilysm

Everything's better with loopdy-loops!

Bow: she BITES
Catra: *winks*

Oh my

She-ra has great hair for lesbian purposes

Light Hope lmao

*thing zaps*
Finally...
*Hortak bends a wrench, ruining it*
*Thing breaks*
Rrrrgh... Useless.

Oh.

We'll handle this the way we always do

Adora: BRUTE STRENGTH? :D
Swift Wind: ALMOST DYING? D:

BOWKKA

Because he's sokka

Hordak: I'm Hordak... And I can breathe in space

Failure is an important part of all scientific endeavour!

NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS

"beautiful AND brilliant"
Scorpia has an actual crush huh

Okay I'm going to try and take a guess at what happened with Mara
She had a link to Hordak didn't she

- You broke Tiny Bow's heart, look at him
- He's smiling
- Through his pain, Glimmer... Through his pain!

They have a PRINCESS DETECTOR? Or just detecting Glimmers magic huh

Scorpia trying to operate machinery is my favourite thing

For the honour of grey whale!

I got shoes that are better than my normal shoes...

I'm Sea-Ra obviously

Frostbite Wintersbane

WE'RE DOOMED says Scorpia the adoradumb

*Rebels making a plan*

Glimmer: we're going to have a problem. Pulp story slash film noir sexy villain Catra
*plan rejected*
Bow: we're going to have a problem. Vampirella sexy villain Catra
*plan rejected*
Adora: YOU'RE ALL WRONG THIS IS REGULAR SEXY VILLAIN CATRA

At this rate Kyle is going to leave the Horde before Entrapta

First One Supercomputer?

When Catra says "tail" the German subtitles (which I have on) says Schwanz and long story short Catra trans

Oh fuck a chakra beast, Marked for Death-style

You know I read a book about ancient tech by an incredibly powerful and knowledgeable civilisation hidden deep within the ice and it ended with THEY FUCKIN DIED

DATE DATE DATE DATE DATE

"A She-Ra off switch, huh? Well I always had fantasies- UUUH I MEAN"

Stop cock-blocking Scorpia

"while we're here [fighting], would you describe me as cool?"
"HHHHRRRRG potentially"

CATRA USED THE CRYSTAL BUT IT ACTUALLY MADE HER GO ALL XANA-POSSESSED

This IS Code Lyokō

Catra: all that saved my life when she WASN'T possessed and berserk and obviously willing to cause harm was her restraint
...

I'll jump on her now :3

I guess she really IS organic matter!

... Entrapta, whut

WOW CATRA REALLY SAID SOMETHING THAT'S GAY

YES YES YES LADY LIFTING YOUR CHIN WITH A SWORD WHEN YOU'RE POWERLESS THIS IS WHAT LESBIANS WANT

Oooh Glimmer wants to wipe that smirk off Catra's face huh? With a kiss I bet

I'm shipping everyone together and you can't stop me

"I'm a pirate! Pirates are the definition of cool!"
This guy missed the part of 2000's Internet when ninjas were definitely a lot cooler

"you ARE a big bug"
"Yup! That is the truth!"

NO IT ISN'T
Scorpions are arachnids get your facts straight even if you're not

BOOP

Are the snow monsters First One Tech?

"Inspector Pirate?"

"you guys are my beeest frieeends :')"

Entrapta, encased in a big ball: faaaaascinaaaatiiiing

- Catra... Hahaha, she's mean
- SHE IS MISUNDERSTOOD

Adora is the writers, Scorpia is the fandom

Scorpia learning not to tie her self-worth to Catra: yeah! That's a good plan to hold on until Catra gives me self-worth :)

Scorpia be like: I'll solve your unhealthy relationship with the power of my unhealthy relationship

More She-Ra!

Oh shit mathematics bird

OH SHIT IT'S DEAD

Oh we're in the past this is SW

Catra: Entrapta what are YOU doing here?

Every single viewer: I KNOW RIGHT?

Ooooh is SW going to defect?

The fuck happened to her pupil?

- How did you find me?
- You're always here when you're upset. Also I looked everywhere else

Ooooh she was corrupted by dark magic

"serenia" well 50% chance of a second mermaid

He disappeared after leaving me this note
"The one that says 'I'm fine don't follow me'?"
HE'S NOT FINE WE HAVE TO FOLLOW HIM

HE HAS DADS

I'm drinking black currant syrup watching this perfectly gay show

At the ACADEMY we all GO TO

We called him Bow so he would be a librarian

Scorpia: *grabs a blanket* you leave me no choice

INTO THE VOID WITH YOU

(This is a private joke with people who'll never read this thread)