a thread of dumb shit my friends say with all seriousness:

aneesa: “i didnt know stars were real until the other day, i looked up at the sky and i fucking saw STARS can u believe that”

saffa and i: *having a conversation about brand names and how some have after*
tasnia: “yeah *brand name* too much”
me: “you mean....trademark......”

haider: “what is this? an integration?!”
everyone: “you mean....interrogation....”

aneesa again (obviously): *chases a duck, calls it a chicken, we correct her* “but ducks just dont belong in the ocean”

kk bae what was the correlation????

me: “does anyone know a famous photographer?”
khefre: “alex russo”

me: *checking saffa’s algebra knowledge bc she’s retaking maths again* “so if 2x+5=15, what does 2x=?”
saffa: “3, duh”

aneesa (AGAIN): “sometimes i burp yk, it’s like nature”
me: *sighs* natural, it’s natural

me: “omg wow look at the moon subhanAllah!”
hadiqa: “why’s it yellow wth?”
me: “....that’s...the Lidl sign....the moon is on the left....”

the gc: “who’s your favourite princess?”
haider: “the one with long hair”
the gc: “oh rapunzel?”
haider: “no, tangled”