AJ Michalka @alyandaj
Saleswoman Extraordinaire
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AJ Michalka following you through a department store telling you to let her know if you need anything.
AJ Michalka convincing you that you smell bad.
AJ Michalka showing you how good this jewelry could look on you.
AJ Michalka persuading you to subscribe to Netflix to watch her be a cat.
AJ Michalka selling you a cat.
AJ Michalka introducing you to UNO!™ Draw four.
AJ Michalka felt this woman was not doing enough to sell these altoids so she stopped to help, ruffling her hair in the process.
Fortunately, AJ Michalka sells flat irons, too.
AJ Michalka sold your furniture while you were distracted.
AJ Michalka selling shoes for every occasion.
AJ Michalka is a banana.
AJ Michalka selling anything she can get her hands on.
AJ Michalka telling you to buy this candy for the chance of getting a golden ticket to her chocolate factory. (Spoiler: She doesn& #39;t have a chocolate factory).
AJ Michalka selling you on the idea of making art out of your DNA...so she can sell that, too. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern">
AJ Michalka after a successful day of sales.
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