It's Wednesday morning here but it's still Tuesday on the other side of the world right? And since it's "The Return of Sheriff Haught", shall we take a trip walk down memory lane of Nicole Haught from #WynonnaEarp S1? A thread...a long one...maybe? 😉

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Her very first line..."I didn't know Shorty's had a wet t-shirt competitions."

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"I've been meaning to introduce myself."

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"I'm Nicole...Nicole Haught."

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"It's just when I see something I like, I don't want to wait."

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"I mean it."

And Earpers stopped breathing for a few seconds here.

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"I'm Nicole...Officer Haught."

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"Unfortunately..."

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"She said she was glad I called."

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"Your ass is like...it's top shelf, man. It's top shelf."

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"You know, I think that Waverly has spent her whole life tailoring who she is to the people she's with. She's only now just starting to figure out what she really wants."

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"You of all people should know better than to try to make me question my sanity."

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"She doesn't like men."

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"Waverly Earp, smiling at me from her front porch."

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"You're making fun of me."

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"I want the truth."

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"I've got a taser. Don't you make me use it."

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"Hey...It's gonna be okay."

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"God, Waverly, I would never ask you to be someone you're not."

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"And that's news? Really?"

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"...something's wrong."

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"What is the deal with that gun anyway?"

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"Sure I'll just...pop out."

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"You are a vision."

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"See, I knew I wore this bracelet for a reason."

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"Waverly doesn't belong to anyone."

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"You're dating a cop now. We go where the danger is."

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Welcome to BBD, Agent Haught.

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"Kind of?" Waverly's girlfriend.

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"Bunch of crazy hicks off their rockers?"

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"You taste...different."

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"That you still my Waverly."

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"Look, you are the "Earpiest" Earp of them all."

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"And as long as you want me, I will be by your side."

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"Baby, that's...that's everybody's thing."

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"Give me your phone."

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"Give me your damn phone!"

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"Woah. Sorry, did I hit my head and wake up in a patriarchal bullshit land?"

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"We did not cover this at the Academy."

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"I had him...right where I wanted him."

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"I swear I've got you."

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"Waverly Earp will never say something like that. Never." #WynonnaEarp #BringWynonnaHome
"Okay yeah. I guess I deserved that."

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"It's Waverly, okay. You know me, you know how I am, I can't lie to her."

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"Oh nuts. I left it home."

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"How smart am I? I'm smart."

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"Once you look, you can't unsee the result."

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"I need you to know that I have never loved anyone the way that I love you."

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"God, I'm trying my best old man but damn...I miss you."

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"Well, if it's right, you don't think about the cliff because you're sure when you reach the edge, you'll fly."

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"I'd do a lot of things to you."

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"Where you go, I go."

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"You're part of the family. And being part of the family means...dealing with terrifying forces of evil!"

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"You are extraordinary."

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"Her name is Petra and I love her."

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"I've never been a victim. I'm a survivor. No. I'm the survivor."

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"Waverly, she'll be cold."

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"Redheads do it better."

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"This is Officer Nicole Haught."

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"She's got peacemaker...and us."

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"We had a professional kind of trust. Officers in the line of duty."

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"The point is that I love you."

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"You get to say goodbye too, Jeremy."

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"You're not the only on who lost him. You don't get a monopoly over the grief we all feel."

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"I know you'd rather be angry than what you're feeling right now."

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"Happy Easter to me."

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"Wynonna, I love her."

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"And I love you too."

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"Sometimes I really get jealous because you get to be you."

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"When I saw the posting I knew that this is where I had to serve."

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"Everything good that I have in my life is because I came back to the Ghost River Triangle."

"Congratulations Sheriff Haught. You earned it."

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"When we get that thing off...we get off."

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"Yeap, we're all about challenging gender norms."

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"Sorry, I just really like her."

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"Do you have anything of hers?"

"Yeah. Me."

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"No, you don't get to be the judge of who matters and who doesn't."

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"Waverly proposed to me."

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"That's not how lesbian-ing works, Wynonna."

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"I'm already spoken for."

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"Your mistakes do not define you."

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"Only you can. It has to be you, Wynonna. It was always gonna be you."

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"You've been gone 18 months, 3 weeks and 4 days."

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"God, I've missed you, Waverly Earp."

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"I didn't give it up."

"I know I let everybody down."

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"You want me to frog-barf on her?"

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"Yes. Yes I will marry you."

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"I'm Mount Haught."

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"*gasp* WayHaught...no that's ridiculous."

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"I lost everything. The woman I love, my friends."

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"I got you back. That's my happy."

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"'Cause I'd fight for you too, Doc."

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"But I'm still going to be your Sheriff. 'Cause I made a promise. I made a promise to serve and protect every single person in this town. Even those that break the law."

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"Because I'm gay."

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Welcome back, Sheriff Haught.

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She always cares for Wynonna.

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She doesn't want to leave but she has to for her duty.

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"Hey, we will get them back, Wynonna."

"How do we find her?"

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"She's my future wife."

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"Dude, it's my gear. I know how to work it."

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"It's my f*cking turn, Wynonna."

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"You went into the garden to save her and I went home alone. For eighteen months I did it alone. And I'm not gonna do that again. I am doing this."

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"My townspeople."

"Looks like I'm going to kick some government ass."

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"...our town here, is pretty inclusive. Or at least from now on it's gonna be."

"I'm the goddamn sheriff of Purgatory. You messed with the wrong town."

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"None of my concern? You're going to be my wife."

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"I got left behind before, and I'm not doing that again. Where you go, I go, remember?"

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"What about Wynonna?"

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"Let me be the Guardian for all of us, supernatural and human."

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"Look in the book. Your story is my story."

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"Am I in there? Are we?."

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"Everything I love is already here."

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"I swear to be bound to the Ghost River Triangle for all of my days. I swear to be patient and just, for there is no other way. I swear my life to protecting the Ghost River Triangle. I am the Angel's Shield."

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"Don't oversell it, baby. I only committed to a permanent staycation with my girl."

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"Meh. What if we just didn't tell her?"

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"Save something for the wedding toast."

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"Hey, Waverly Earp. I can't wait to be your wife."

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"Baby, if you left me at the altar, I would fuck shit up. I might kill Nedley."

"I'm kidding. I think."

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"Turns out, I'm a little nervous."

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"Will you walk me down the aisle? It would just really help if you would walk beside me, like you've been doing for most of my life."

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Let's go get you hitched, Sheriff. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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"You look so beautiful." ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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"My beautiful angel. You are the smartest, and the kindest person I know. I promise to stand by your side for all of life's adventures, and always pack a safety harness, just in case."

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"I promise to hold your hand when the fire light grows dim, and that my love never will."

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"I'm where I've always wanted to be. Home. With my wife." ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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That's it...for now... ❤️🤓

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