things i think would kill prince philip ; ongoing thread until he actually dies
la croix
the smell of hot topic
jojo& #39;s bizarre adventure in general
crunching a water bottle too close to him
loud frogs
the spongbob theme song
any metal / death metal band
bright yellow
charlie / moistcr1tikal
peter steele& #39;s hair
the zoo. if he saw a lion specifically he would just explode
any number past 15
my mother.
any overly saturated picture
my carrd
my whole twitter. just twitter in general
among us / sus jokes / things of that sort
wattpad and ao3.
a strong gust of wind
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tiktok goths
jake paul
adventure time
MIMES.
hatsune miku
doc mc stuffins { ? }
monster and bang energy
anything over .5 lbs
old spice. any of their products
markplier and jacksepticeye
any movie on disney plus
iced coffee with too much cream
roblox studio but only if my friends are there
dog hair.
menchi& #39;s frozen yogurt
SELTZER WATER
the idea of the backrooms
getting a cat scratch
my two puppies
pinterest
the trans lion i saw at the zoo
dollar general
the gift section at cracker barrel
the sound of me popping my neck / knuckles / etc
the existence of crongite and palatoo
100 gecs. any song
jschlats greasy ass mutton chops
kraft singles
the skin on baked potatos
seeing piercings on anybody
atheism
tumblr
borzoi dogs
boobs. on anybody. anything with nipples { he does not have any }
drinking hose water
butter noodles
lil nas x call me by your name / montero
dream stans. he& #39;d get one rude comment and become a pebble
end of thread, he has died.