I'm rewatching Stargate because this is something I have time to do right now.

Damn, I forgot how good Stargate is right from the beginning.

"You, with the crown of marble!" I will fight anyone who doesn't think 'Hathor' is one of the best episodes of Stargate.

"Um... Colonel?"
"It's my sidearm, I swear."

These two idiots combining body heat.

"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up."

Teal'c and my French grandmother are basically the same person when it comes to using English colloquialisms.

"Undomesticated equines could not remove me."

I forgot about the fish faced aliens

The look of shock on everyone's face when Sam says she talks to her plants.

If 1969 isn't one of your favourite episodes of Stargate, you're doing it wrong.

"Dogs are my favourite people." Me too, Jack.

Oh no it's the episode where AU!Sam was married to AU!Jack but AU!Jack is dead and Jack holds AU!Sam while she cries.

The look on Sam's face when AU!Sam kisses Jack tho.

One of the things I love most about Stargate is that the men show just as much emotion as the women.

I must have been actually studying the first time I watched season 3 because I barely remember anything... absolutely no recollection of The Phantom of the Opophis episodes.

"Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have just taken one day off?"

Teal'c downing an entire carafe of coffee is a MOOD.

Dom DeLuise was an international treasure.

"Hey! If you'd been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything." O'Neill trying to science.

Dr. Janet Fraiser: Napoleonic Powermonger.

GO FISHING WITH HIM, SAMANTHA.

That smile, tho.

"Didn't I order you to get a life?"
"Yes, sir, you did..."

"I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid."

"We lied. We didn't even know we were lying."

"Something neither one of us can admit given our working relationship, our military ranks..."
"Oh! Oh, that..."

"Because I care about her... a lot more than I'm supposed to."

"I ask you: what could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?"

[insert gif of Janet with a pen light that I can't currently find even though I know I've seen it multiple times here]

"I'm taking this loop off."

"IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?!"

"You're resigning? What for?"
"So I can do this..."

THE MEN CHEERED! THE WOMEN FAINTED!

I have a lot of favourite episodes of Stargate but 'Window of Opportunity ' is waaaaay up at the top.

[insert gif of Jack suggestively eating oatmeal at Sam here]

"Question is: will they listen?"
"Well, the real question is: will they have ears?"

Nobody could have delivered O'Neill's lines like RDA.

"Feelings."

We've been over this, Samantha. GO FISHING WITH HIM.

I forgot about Take Your Motorcycle to Work Day.

"Do you understand any of that?"
"It's all Phonetician to me, sir."

And then she just sits there, smirking with pride.

Jack refusing to help save the planet because he's pissed Sam married someone else.

"Basically what it means is that it's always better to have a... big, long wick..."

Teal'c with the toy gun.

Sam and Jack screaming at each other on the beach.

Jack just standing there watching over Sam after the Entity takes over her body.

"This one is important."

"I know that Major Carter means a great deal to you."
"She's a very valuable member of my team, sir."
"Yes she is."

Hammond ships it. Try to convince me otherwise.

Amanda Tapping's performance in this episode tho

Jack not leaving Sam's side while she's on life support. And Janet's voice while she's telling Jack it's time to let her go.

"I was shouting for you to hear."
"We heard."

"Somethin' wrong?"
"No. ...I've just never blown up a star before."
"Well, they say the first one's always the hardest. ...I say that."

"This way, sir. It's not far."
"Carter, how do you know where to go in a place like this?"
"I studied the Tok'ra specs of the ship while we were on Vorash."
"You know how to have a good time, don't you?"
"Havin' a good time now, sir."
"You go, girl."

Sam standing there smirking while Jack tries to win an argument with her dad.

"Welcome to my life."

"Tense? Me? I'm not tense. Am I? ... When did you first notice?"
"As we met."

I forgot Sam had such a badass little car.

"I could hang out for a while."

"Hey guys. What are you doin' here?"
"We brought pizza and a movie."
"Star Wars."
"He's seen it - what - eight times?"
"Nine."
"Nine times."

"If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be okay."

Jack trying to see who's inside when he thinks Sam has a date.

"So. Now what?"
"I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of jello."
"Call Daniel."

I forgot about that line

Ah yes, that time Sam just casually had a whole-ass Stargate in her basement.

"Sir, I've been thinking."
"I'd be shocked if you ever stopped, Carter."

"I have great confidence in you, Carter! Go on back to the SGC and... confuse Hammond."

"I kissed her."
"YOU KISSED HER?!!"

Sam acting like Cassie's boyfriend told her he stabbed her.

"Ahhh, Dominic awaits."
"Stop it."
"Oh, come on. That last kiss was impressive."
"Stop it!"
"Lights exploded overhead!"
"Stop it!!"

Sam is 100% me as an Auntie... in like 300 years when my niece is old enough to date.

"...especially that boring guy."
"Borren."
"I know his name. He was boring."

SG-1 judging what the Ambassador is wearing to go offworld meanwhile Sam's looking at him like she just saw him naked a couple hours ago.

"There was a flu pandemic, similar to the one on Earth in 1918..."

I forgot that '2001' is basically, well, Covid. This obviously proves the Stargate is real.

"Ninjas."

Their reactions as they watch the trailer for Wormhole X-treme.

The problem with 'Wormhole X-treme' is now I just want to watch '200'.

"Try to remember when you were in their shoes."
"I wore boots."
"Think back to when you were their age."
"I was never their age."

"Whoops."

"Sir, if you don't mind, your wound is getting all over my lab."

"Have fun, Daniel."
"Yeah, uh, you did tell them to take me prisoner this time and not shoot me, right? ... Right? ... Hello?"

"Major."
"Doctor."
"I guess that we got off on the wrong foot."
"Gee, what probability factor did you use figuring that out?"

I completely forgot that McKay was on SG-1 so early.

"Go suck a lemon."