Ah so aquaman get choir?

Wonder woman dey chase chase bullets like she dey dance ballet-parquor mix. I dey feel

Terrorist's hat floating down....why not his bloody head? Or the hand he used to pull the trigger?

Herh wonder woman. This is not the time to start preaching girl power. They can see your power. Move on

Who is this woman hey hey heying everytine wonder woman or the Amazon's of Themyscera show up? Lovely warble mohm

Hyppolita then en squad dey ask long questions. Maybe it's gone back to sleep firm?

Ooooh Parademons. Smexy

Steppenwolf is magnificent. The stuff of nightmares.

Daughters of Themyscera say "we have no fear". Of my children. You will

Ei Hyppolita! My heart is in my throat. But I thought they said Diana was the only child of Themyscera. I just saw some kiddie in a stable.

Okay. We move.

Who take off a bloody helmet in the middle of a battle. You KNEW it wasn't over. This woman eh?!

Lmao the guy is covered in moving metal but you want turn em pin cushion

The horses! Save the horses!

Oh Chale! On some legolas moves.

Look at these women arriving late like the Dothraki Horde

Light the ancient what fire now? Warn who? Haaaaave you met men?

So when aliens come to destroy earth, Chernobyl etc will be their base? Should we be be burying those nuclear sites underground?

Batman hasn't had enough playing with children in tights? Now he's recruiting kids who just want to run like broken marionettes? Zero training, just comman fight?

The audacity of this rich bitch

Soooo... Only two arrows leff? Artemis en arrows get speed like so?

Speaking of Artemis, how is this virgin easing the pain of child birth? But back to the cini

Hang on. I need to Google what happened to Zeus, Hera, Artemis thems.

My bathroom is waiting for me to come scrub. I want a relaxing soak after the week I've had .

Jumping in heels? And they don't break?! I need those louboutins

Ooooh Davinci code in this bish

Herh Herh Aquaman pick up that bottle.

Take up your mother's trident eh?

Desaad is the worst sort of PA. Full of the same pride he claims of poor sad Steppen. Puppy just wants to go home

Not a fan of Zeus' haircut or beard but Awurade those timber thighs and thunder arms can call me baby any day!

Ah wait. Aries gives his ax to ZEUS of all people just so he can put on his ramshead helmet? Like he didn't see Hermes of Athena to turn squire? Akoa wei paah. No respect!!!

Darkseid really ain't heard of Shea butter? If there's any reason not to terraform earth it's cuz of our argan oil and Shea butter. Clear his skin right up it will

Such wow. No be small finger painting Darkseid dey do for here.

Diana really learned all this from some wall paintings? Archaeology dey be Chale.

I must say Zeus has a wonderful stylist. That fur Cape he's got on is doing wonders for his figure.

Aries said "you get an ax, you get an ax, you get an ax"

Ah wait. So as every bro dey secure the boxes for some guarded chamber, mankind just said "ah chuck it inna shallow grave, nae'n's gonna find it.

Humans really will disgrace you

Seriously? This is why they tell you to KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD. Both drivers deserve this accident

Is every speedster ever going to have a slow mo scene involving food and feeding dogs?

Steppenwolf is magnificent.

Oooh Point Break

Batman wants to make babies with a demigoddess. Akoa wei paah

Touchline!!!!

Oh so another absentee daddy eh?

Holy shit!!! That did not just happen.

Fuck!

I needed a break. Plus calls coming in. Bbs

Look at this man trying so hard to be the daddy he never was. Talking about burden of responsibility. Smdh . Men and accountability

I did NOT see this coming

So this boy can save girls from car accidents and has a hi-tech setup in his hovel but can't bust his daddy out of prison? Word?

May I never be given super powers, or a deathnote.

ZERO SITUATIONAL AWARENESS

Why do you have a whole suit hangin in...wtf kiddo?

You know what? Suspend disbelief. Font question characters on their actions or lack thereof.

"I'm rich"

Yes Batman. You could literally give this obviously gifted boy a job in Wayne Industries while he pursues his forensics dream but leave his daddy in prison why don't you.

Bruce Wayne is one of those out of touch rich people who thinks common people should work hard for their money but ignores the crippling debt education and thus job progression places on them.

Product placement!!! We must see this mercedes. Look at the lights? Yes yes. Place your hands just so, so we can see the Mercedes logo come up. It's not like we can see it on the front bumper

All that kɛkyɛ, the kid in the car is still faster.

We needed to watch this woman NOT make tea?

But Jeremy Irons so I won't complain

Another mercedes!!! Herh!!!

Someone gave Cyborg a Puter Outer! I dey die

JK Simmons is in the bullpen!!!

Mera can chop beatings I don't care.

Desaad can eat shit and die. Post Kaya toonoo

Ok I'm done. Tomorrow I'll do another hour.