You know how people do those “this is day 1 of trying to get XYZ to follow me?”

What if today is day 1 of me trying to get @BurgerKing to bring back the gingerbread shake?

Day 2. I’ve also sent @BurgerKing a FB message. Please bring back the gingerbread shake. Thank you

Day 3 of trying to get @BurgerKing gingerbread shake back. Everyday without one feels like this picture.

Feel free to join me on this journey.

Day four of trying to get @BurgerKing to do the right thing and bring back the gingerbread shake.

We all need this.

I didn’t forget about you today, @BurgerKing. What if you just brought it back to Minnesota? That’s fine. Just bring back the Ginger Bread Shake. Plz. Thx.

Day 6. @BurgerKing has been radio silent so far. Are they busy working on the return of the gingerbread shake? I hope so.

One week in. Zero response from @BurgerKing. I’ve noticed they’re quick to respond to complaints though. Dear BK, I’d like to file a complaint.

The gingerbread shake is not on the menu. Please fix this.

Thanks you.

Did you think I’d forget today, @BurgerKing? THINK AGAIN. Bring back the gingerbread shake. It’s the right thing to do.

Dear @BurgerKing

I wrote you but you still ain’t calling—I left my cell, my email, and my Twitter handle at the bottom. I sent 7 tweets last week, you must not have got ‘em. There prolly was a problem with your social media account or something.

Bring back the GBS. Thank you.

Now bring them back
From outer space
You won’t believe how large the smile will be upon my face
I should’ve stocked these in my freezer
I should’ve got the recipe
But I never realized these were just a one year thing!

I will survive when the GBS returns.

@BurgerKing

Nice to meet you, gingerbread—
I could show you incredible things

Vanilla, cookies, caramel, &—ate you once & I thought, “oh my god, taste this shake, it taste like, the next big thing—life is short, let’s meet again” Ay

My heart is a blank space without the GBS, @BurgerKing

Was this the real life?
Was this just fantasy?
I once had a shake that removed my entire reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the BK lights and see

I’m just a hungry boy, I need some ice cream

Because this 12 now days in a row
How much longer, will it go?

GBS, @BurgerKing

I’m on a vacation, @BurgerKing. Enjoy the time. Still, bring back the ginger bread shake.

Just a small town shake
Livin’ in my heartbreak
It took the 1 year train goin’ nowhere

A cookie and a caramel swoop
The smell of cinnamon and cheap frozen soup

It took the 1 year train goin’ nowhere

Don’t stop believing and bring back the gingerbread shake, @BurgerKing

Gingerbread, cookie crumbles in my head
It relaxes me like lullabies, bring them back—I’ll probably cry
There is no limit to the price I’d pay,
Destiny is calling me

Open up your ice cream, guys
Cuz I’m Mr. Brightside

Come on @BurgerKing. Gingerbread shake me so I can stop

Carmel, touching cream
Bring it back, for joy I’ll scream

Sweet gingerbread
Ice cream never tasted so good (so good, so good, so good)

I’ve been asking
For you to bring it back because you should

15 tweets. Zero response from @BurgerKing. It pains me.