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One week from today I am finally getting my tubes tied. Because I don& #39;t want children and I never have and I never will. This has been very hard for a lot of people to understand. Here are some conversations I& #39;ve had the displeasure of having over the years (a thread).
Man I was dating: You& #39;ll change your mind when you meet the right guy.
Me: The right partner for me will also not want to have children.
Man: ...... (brain implodes, dies)
Me: The right partner for me will also not want to have children.
Man: ...... (brain implodes, dies)
Me, a few years ago: I& #39;m interested in getting my tubes tied.
Doctor: If you don& #39;t already have children, you won& #39;t be able to find a surgeon who will do the procedure until you& #39;re 35.
Me: Why?
Doctor: idk lol here& #39;s sum birth controlz
Doctor: If you don& #39;t already have children, you won& #39;t be able to find a surgeon who will do the procedure until you& #39;re 35.
Me: Why?
Doctor: idk lol here& #39;s sum birth controlz
A different man I was dating: You& #39;ll change your mind when you& #39;re older.
Me: I don& #39;t think so. I haven& #39;t changed my mind about this in the past 20 years.
Man: Your biological clock will kick in.
Me: (kicks his dick in)
Me: I don& #39;t think so. I haven& #39;t changed my mind about this in the past 20 years.
Man: Your biological clock will kick in.
Me: (kicks his dick in)
Doctor about to insert a birth control implant in my arm: This lasts for three years. Are you sure you won& #39;t decide you want children in the mean time?
Me, 28 at the time: I never want to have children.
Doctor: But you& #39;re 28. Prime time to have babies.
Me: Fuck. you. so. much.
Me, 28 at the time: I never want to have children.
Doctor: But you& #39;re 28. Prime time to have babies.
Me: Fuck. you. so. much.
Me: I have no sex drive and I think it& #39;s a side effect of this birth control.
Doctor (a different one): Do you have a partner?
Me: No.
Doctor: Then how do you know you don& #39;t have a sex drive?
Me: (explains sexuality to a doctor)
Doctor (a different one): Do you have a partner?
Me: No.
Doctor: Then how do you know you don& #39;t have a sex drive?
Me: (explains sexuality to a doctor)
Nurse at office of the gynecologist who is performing this surgery on me: You want a tubal ligation? How many children do you have?
Me: None.
Nurse (confused): You... just... don& #39;t want children??
Me: Correct.
(continued)
Me: None.
Nurse (confused): You... just... don& #39;t want children??
Me: Correct.
(continued)
Nurse (even more confused): I mean... kids are a lot of work.
Me: Yes, that is one of about a hundred reasons I don& #39;t want them.
Nurse: (passes out from confusion)
Me: Yes, that is one of about a hundred reasons I don& #39;t want them.
Nurse: (passes out from confusion)
Me: I don& #39;t want children.
Many people: But you& #39;d make such a great mom!
Me: A person who does not want children would actually not make a great parent.
People: BEEP BOOP DOES NOT COMPUTE
Many people: But you& #39;d make such a great mom!
Me: A person who does not want children would actually not make a great parent.
People: BEEP BOOP DOES NOT COMPUTE
Anyway, maybe try listening to and believing people when they say they don& #39;t want to have children??
Update: as I was being prepped for surgery today, three different hospital staff asked how many kids I have, and when I replied "none," they couldn& #39;t wrap their head about the concept of wanting to be sterilized without already having children.
