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ARMY:
I had grapes and tangerines today and it was soo good!
Solo stan:
What about melon, you are leaving melons out on purpose!
ARMY:
No, I just didn& #39;t have melon TODAY
Solo stan:
I only ever eat melon but I know you& #39;re a melon hater and you don& #39;t even love fruit at all!
I had grapes and tangerines today and it was soo good!
Solo stan:
What about melon, you are leaving melons out on purpose!
ARMY:
No, I just didn& #39;t have melon TODAY
Solo stan:
I only ever eat melon but I know you& #39;re a melon hater and you don& #39;t even love fruit at all!
It sounds so crazy if you replace the names with any other words
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SheepMY& #39;s:
What? I heard you hate melons, how dare you call yourself a fruit lover if you can& #39;t eat the exact same amount of every fruit at any time!
What? I heard you hate melons, how dare you call yourself a fruit lover if you can& #39;t eat the exact same amount of every fruit at any time!
ARMY:
I& #39;m wearing the red lipstick today it& #39;s one of my favorite colorshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
Solo stan:
But what about the pink one? You are avoiding pink on purpose!
ARMY:
No, it just matches my outfit
Solo stan:
I only ever wear pink but I know you& #39;re a pink hater and don& #39;t like lipsticks!
I& #39;m wearing the red lipstick today it& #39;s one of my favorite colors
Solo stan:
But what about the pink one? You are avoiding pink on purpose!
ARMY:
No, it just matches my outfit
Solo stan:
I only ever wear pink but I know you& #39;re a pink hater and don& #39;t like lipsticks!
SheepMY& #39;s:
What? I heard you hate pink lipstick! So you shouldn& #39;t be allowed to wear lipstick at all!
What? I heard you hate pink lipstick! So you shouldn& #39;t be allowed to wear lipstick at all!
ARMY:
Omg look how cute the bunny with the Baby chick is!
Solo stan:
You left the bear out on purpose! Just say you hate bears!
ARMY:
I never said I hate bears
Solo stan:
But you also didn& #39;t specificially say you love them eitherhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">
Omg look how cute the bunny with the Baby chick is!
Solo stan:
You left the bear out on purpose! Just say you hate bears!
ARMY:
I never said I hate bears
Solo stan:
But you also didn& #39;t specificially say you love them either
SheepMY& #39;s:
I don& #39;t care if you never said you hate bears, my oompf said you do and I didn& #39;t see a thread about bears only from you so my oompf must be righthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">
I don& #39;t care if you never said you hate bears, my oompf said you do and I didn& #39;t see a thread about bears only from you so my oompf must be right
I could do this all dayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
ARMY:
I ordered Salami Pizza today *posts photo*
Solo stan:
What about pineapple? Just say you hate pineapple Pizza!
ARMY:
I never said I hate pineapple on Pizza
Solo stan:
But you never posted a picture of pineapple Pizza eitherhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">
I ordered Salami Pizza today *posts photo*
Solo stan:
What about pineapple? Just say you hate pineapple Pizza!
ARMY:
I never said I hate pineapple on Pizza
Solo stan:
But you never posted a picture of pineapple Pizza either
SheepMY& #39;s:
Omg this pineapple Pizza lover is right, there is no pineapple Pizza picture on her account she must be a haterhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht">
Omg this pineapple Pizza lover is right, there is no pineapple Pizza picture on her account she must be a hater
Melon solo stan
*immediately goes to their drafts to post a presaved thread on how they have only seen this ARMY posting about eating fruit salad or all the other fruits but never only about eating melons*
*immediately goes to their drafts to post a presaved thread on how they have only seen this ARMY posting about eating fruit salad or all the other fruits but never only about eating melons*
Solo stan:
Everyone always only eats strawberries but never melon! I love melon so you have to eat melon too fruit salad stans!
ARMY:
But there is already melon in my fruit saladhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👄" title="Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Mund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">
Solo stan:
You never eat enough melon, only melon lovers care for melon!
Everyone always only eats strawberries but never melon! I love melon so you have to eat melon too fruit salad stans!
ARMY:
But there is already melon in my fruit salad
Solo stan:
You never eat enough melon, only melon lovers care for melon!
ARMY& #39;s friend:
Leave my friend alone, you have no right to criticize her if you ever only eat melon!
Solo stan:
Why are you fruit salad stans ever only attack melon stans for exposing haters but never strawberry or grapes stanshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
You must be a melon hater too!
Leave my friend alone, you have no right to criticize her if you ever only eat melon!
Solo stan:
Why are you fruit salad stans ever only attack melon stans for exposing haters but never strawberry or grapes stans
You must be a melon hater too!
Bonus:
Translator:
Sorry I have a job and can& #39;t be on Twitter for a few days
Solo stan:
But you can& #39;t miss melons 2 year anniversary of his first insta post!
Translator:
I have to work
Solo stan:
But do you have to work day AND night? No? Then you must hate melons!
Translator:
Sorry I have a job and can& #39;t be on Twitter for a few days
Solo stan:
But you can& #39;t miss melons 2 year anniversary of his first insta post!
Translator:
I have to work
Solo stan:
But do you have to work day AND night? No? Then you must hate melons!
