ARMY:
I had grapes and tangerines today and it was soo good!

Solo stan:
What about melon, you are leaving melons out on purpose!

ARMY:
No, I just didn't have melon TODAY

Solo stan:
I only ever eat melon but I know you're a melon hater and you don't even love fruit at all!

It sounds so crazy if you replace the names with any other words

SheepMY's:
What? I heard you hate melons, how dare you call yourself a fruit lover if you can't eat the exact same amount of every fruit at any time!

ARMY:
I'm wearing the red lipstick today it's one of my favorite colors

Solo stan:
But what about the pink one? You are avoiding pink on purpose!

ARMY:
No, it just matches my outfit

Solo stan:
I only ever wear pink but I know you're a pink hater and don't like lipsticks!

SheepMY's:
What? I heard you hate pink lipstick! So you shouldn't be allowed to wear lipstick at all!

ARMY:
Omg look how cute the bunny with the Baby chick is!

Solo stan:
You left the bear out on purpose! Just say you hate bears!

ARMY:
I never said I hate bears

Solo stan:
But you also didn't specificially say you love them either

SheepMY's:
I don't care if you never said you hate bears, my oompf said you do and I didn't see a thread about bears only from you so my oompf must be right

I could do this all day

ARMY:
I ordered Salami Pizza today *posts photo*

Solo stan:
What about pineapple? Just say you hate pineapple Pizza!

ARMY:
I never said I hate pineapple on Pizza

Solo stan:
But you never posted a picture of pineapple Pizza either

SheepMY's:
Omg this pineapple Pizza lover is right, there is no pineapple Pizza picture on her account she must be a hater

Melon solo stan
*immediately goes to their drafts to post a presaved thread on how they have only seen this ARMY posting about eating fruit salad or all the other fruits but never only about eating melons*

Solo stan:
Everyone always only eats strawberries but never melon! I love melon so you have to eat melon too fruit salad stans!

ARMY:
But there is already melon in my fruit salad

Solo stan:
You never eat enough melon, only melon lovers care for melon!

ARMY's friend:
Leave my friend alone, you have no right to criticize her if you ever only eat melon!

Solo stan:
Why are you fruit salad stans ever only attack melon stans for exposing haters but never strawberry or grapes stans
You must be a melon hater too!

Bonus:

Translator:
Sorry I have a job and can't be on Twitter for a few days

Solo stan:
But you can't miss melons 2 year anniversary of his first insta post!

Translator:
I have to work

Solo stan:
But do you have to work day AND night? No? Then you must hate melons!