Them: "So how the heck did you become kinky, nerdy, queer and a furry?"
Me: "I assure you there's a perfectly good explanation for all of this..."

"Okay but they're fictional beasts I don't understand how that can make you bi-"
"Shh just look"

"Fine, then what about cartoons? Surely they can't be responsible for-"
"Let me finish please"

This and more in my upcoming book "A Dozen Reasons To Be Horny In The 90s/00s"

Honorable mentions go to:

I'm glad everyone is in agreement about all of these things being 100% horny material

Literally, we have you covered on everything:

- animal-human hybrids
- transformation
- skin tight clothing
- Tilda Swinton
- mechanical body augmentation
- dinosaurs, dragons and kaiju