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1. "Listen, Steve, there's a problem with the Smart Meters"
2. "Stop quote-tweeting people you despise!"
3. "Wet-ass pussy"
4. "Tom Waits for no man"
5. "That's so money supermarket"
6. "Hello, my name is William Shakespeare"
7. "Everything we know about long Covid in kids"
8. "What I've got you've got to get it put it in you. Reeling with the feeling don't stop continue."
9. "Aldi UK has inked a deal to sponsor Channel 4's Great British Bake Off."
10. "Covid-19 pushes Japan's monks to innovate with streaming and apps"
11. "What is grief if not love persevering"
12. "Unskinny Bop"
13. "The Jamie Oliver Group is a commercial business with social purpose"
14. "We hope you can join us for our webinar from the comfort of your own home"
15. "We've got one substitution for you today: instead of the flapjacks, they've given you muesli bars"
16. "I'd have to say that the funniest novels I've ever read are Catch-22, A Confederacy of Dunces, and Lucky Jim"
17. "Once you pop you can't stop"
18. "With Hollywood it's just endless remakes and reboots these days, not like in my time, when I, William Shakespeare, invented completely new stories that were not related to any other stories that had ever existed before"
