My days of jumping bus in this Lagos are numbered!
Soon!!! On G!
Anyways, I want to start documenting the final days of my #jumpingbusseries
Coz yesterday, I felt like a scam when I shouted my bus stop
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht"> the pronunciation was too off. I thought I had mastered the thing o
Soon!!! On G!
Anyways, I want to start documenting the final days of my #jumpingbusseries
Coz yesterday, I felt like a scam when I shouted my bus stop
This morning was quite funny
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
The conductor was obviously just being troublesome
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> After collecting people’s money,fam refused to give them change...was shouting at them and insulting
The woman behind me kept calling him “esu” aka devil
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
All this around 7:30 o. Laro kutukutu
The conductor was obviously just being troublesome
The woman behind me kept calling him “esu” aka devil
All this around 7:30 o. Laro kutukutu
The bus I entered this evening was the same one I boarded yesterday evening
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">... the driver is such a cranky old man
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> any small thing, he’d just be vexing and he talks really fast
I hardly get involved in any drama, coz Omo! I dey always hold my 100 naira change o
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
I hardly get involved in any drama, coz Omo! I dey always hold my 100 naira change o
It’s been a while
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> but today, I had a very funny trip. 2 things happened
1. I missed my bus stop. I was so lost in thoughts and I honestly don’t even know what I was thinking about
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
Thank God we hadn’t gone too far before I remembered...
1. I missed my bus stop. I was so lost in thoughts and I honestly don’t even know what I was thinking about
Thank God we hadn’t gone too far before I remembered...
...I never imagined that this could happen to me and I previously “bashed” people that it has happened to. Like aren’t you meant to be on standby when it’s almost at your bus stop.
On the other hand, I feel like it’s coz the conductor didn’t announce my bus stop.
On the other hand, I feel like it’s coz the conductor didn’t announce my bus stop.
2. This was actually the funniest. This old man entered the bus.
Time to pay, he said he’s not paying coz he’s part of the people that chased away Ambode for us
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
Then he was now like, money and the kingdom of God don’t work together, so he doesn’t have money
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">...
Time to pay, he said he’s not paying coz he’s part of the people that chased away Ambode for us
Then he was now like, money and the kingdom of God don’t work together, so he doesn’t have money
... but he’d give the conductor prayers. He was even asking the man if he’d collect the prayers
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> Lmaooooo!!! Ngl, it was too funny
I was quite surprised that the conductor eventually left him and allowed him take the 200 naira ride for free. Probably coz he’s an old man
I was quite surprised that the conductor eventually left him and allowed him take the 200 naira ride for free. Probably coz he’s an old man
This pregnant woman was so cranky since I entered the bus
From beating 2 out of 3 of her children (I’m not sure why
The bus driver refused to stop at her bus stop Coz according to him “bus stop no dey this place”...
... when they now got to the place they wanted to drop her
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> the woman said lai lai.... she refused to come down o. She said they must take her back to her bus stop
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht"> or else she’d call soldiers deal with her
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
We all had to beg her o
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht"> (plus me
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">)...
We all had to beg her o
... coz it’s either she gets down or nobody moves
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> it was lowkey funny although I had work to get to, so obviously she was wasting my time
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
But Don’t get me started about the man that was doing “madam, you’re a mother. You’re somebody’s wife, let peace reign”
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">...
But Don’t get me started about the man that was doing “madam, you’re a mother. You’re somebody’s wife, let peace reign”
... ogbeni, if you don’t ...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">mtshewww!!!
Anyways, I’m beginning to learn how to change it for these street people
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">... coz the last time that this happened to me, i wanted to cry
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">, instead of shouting at the man
Anyways, I’m beginning to learn how to change it for these street people