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My days of jumping bus in this Lagos are numbered!
Soon!!! On G!
Anyways, I want to start documenting the final days of my #jumpingbusseries
Coz yesterday, I felt like a scam when I shouted my bus stop
the pronunciation was too off. I thought I had mastered the thing o
Soon!!! On G!
Anyways, I want to start documenting the final days of my #jumpingbusseries
Coz yesterday, I felt like a scam when I shouted my bus stop
the pronunciation was too off. I thought I had mastered the thing o
This morning was quite funny
The conductor was obviously just being troublesome
After collecting people’s money,fam refused to give them change...was shouting at them and insulting
The woman behind me kept calling him “esu” aka devil
All this around 7:30 o. Laro kutukutu
The conductor was obviously just being troublesome
After collecting people’s money,fam refused to give them change...was shouting at them and insultingThe woman behind me kept calling him “esu” aka devil
All this around 7:30 o. Laro kutukutu
The bus I entered this evening was the same one I boarded yesterday evening 
... the driver is such a cranky old man any small thing, he’d just be vexing and he talks really fast
I hardly get involved in any drama, coz Omo! I dey always hold my 100 naira change o
... the driver is such a cranky old man any small thing, he’d just be vexing and he talks really fast I hardly get involved in any drama, coz Omo! I dey always hold my 100 naira change o
It’s been a while but today, I had a very funny trip. 2 things happened
1. I missed my bus stop. I was so lost in thoughts and I honestly don’t even know what I was thinking about
Thank God we hadn’t gone too far before I remembered...
but today, I had a very funny trip. 2 things happened1. I missed my bus stop. I was so lost in thoughts and I honestly don’t even know what I was thinking about
Thank God we hadn’t gone too far before I remembered...
...I never imagined that this could happen to me and I previously “bashed” people that it has happened to. Like aren’t you meant to be on standby when it’s almost at your bus stop.
On the other hand, I feel like it’s coz the conductor didn’t announce my bus stop.
On the other hand, I feel like it’s coz the conductor didn’t announce my bus stop.
2. This was actually the funniest. This old man entered the bus.
Time to pay, he said he’s not paying coz he’s part of the people that chased away Ambode for us
Then he was now like, money and the kingdom of God don’t work together, so he doesn’t have money
...
Time to pay, he said he’s not paying coz he’s part of the people that chased away Ambode for us
Then he was now like, money and the kingdom of God don’t work together, so he doesn’t have money
...
... but he’d give the conductor prayers. He was even asking the man if he’d collect the prayers Lmaooooo!!! Ngl, it was too funny
I was quite surprised that the conductor eventually left him and allowed him take the 200 naira ride for free. Probably coz he’s an old man
Lmaooooo!!! Ngl, it was too funny I was quite surprised that the conductor eventually left him and allowed him take the 200 naira ride for free. Probably coz he’s an old man
On today’s episode, wahala be like bus stopThis pregnant woman was so cranky since I entered the bus
From beating 2 out of 3 of her children (I’m not sure why
)The bus driver refused to stop at her bus stop Coz according to him “bus stop no dey this place”...
... when they now got to the place they wanted to drop her the woman said lai lai.... she refused to come down o. She said they must take her back to her bus stop or else she’d call soldiers deal with her
We all had to beg her o (plus me)...
the woman said lai lai.... she refused to come down o. She said they must take her back to her bus stop or else she’d call soldiers deal with herWe all had to beg her o
(plus me)...
... coz it’s either she gets down or nobody moves it was lowkey funny although I had work to get to, so obviously she was wasting my time
But Don’t get me started about the man that was doing “madam, you’re a mother. You’re somebody’s wife, let peace reign”
...
it was lowkey funny although I had work to get to, so obviously she was wasting my timeBut Don’t get me started about the man that was doing “madam, you’re a mother. You’re somebody’s wife, let peace reign”
...
... ogbeni, if you don’t ... mtshewww!!!
Anyways, I’m beginning to learn how to change it for these street people... coz the last time that this happened to me, i wanted to cry, instead of shouting at the man
mtshewww!!!Anyways, I’m beginning to learn how to change it for these street people
... coz the last time that this happened to me, i wanted to cry, instead of shouting at the man
