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Story Time: When I was 10 my baby sitter invited 2 dudes over for a 3 sum & they robbed us

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1. So I would always play with this neighborhood stray i named sparky, he had fleas or sum idk but that was my homie, so I ain’t listen when my people’s told me to stay away. So I end up grounded the weekend everyone goes to Wet N Wild

2. I’m thinking I’m about to get the old hag from next door, I’m sitting on the couch & this tall fine hershey skin GODDESS walk in

3. I was only 10 but my lil weewee was doing backflips

4. She say “HI I’m Tia! You’re so cuteeee

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5. I was a bad ass kid at 10, but boy I was on my BEST behavior! She had me in that bihh baking cookies

6. She put the Tv on, we start watching animal planet & I’m tryna impress her with my knowledge about the animals on the tv she like “oouuu you so smart

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7. I’m laying in her lap, she feeding me cookies & rubbing my head n shit, I’m like yeah idk what Wet N Wild is but ain’t no way it’s better than this

8. Then the doorbell rings.. this girl THROWS me out of her lap and jumps up all giddy!?!?!?

9. She open the door and 2 dudes walk in

10. “Wassup bitch?!” buddy smacks her ass

11. The other dude say “where we doing this?” This heffa gonna point to my room..

12. Tia & the other dude walk to my room, I go to follow her and bra jump in my way n say “Aye jitt you wanna play cops n robbers?”

13. My dumb ass like yea

14. This mf hog ties me and throws me in the closet

15. I’m in the closet tryna get free, & all I hear is moaning coming from down the hall, I’m like OH NOOOO TIA MUST BE GETTING INTERROGATED BY THE COPS!!

16. Im still thinking it’s a game and shit.. I get free and run down the hall and kick the door open “IM BREAKING YOU FREE BABE!!”

17. The door flys open & Tia taking a load to the face

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19. Other dude still beating her from the back, buddy that dumped the load grabs me and throws me OUT THE HOUSE & locks the doors

20. I try the other doors and windows.. I can’t get in so I end up sitting on the curb for about an hour

21. The door opens, I turn around hoping it’s Tia.. these mfs walking out with my TV

22. I’m like aye what y’all doing??He say “Tia say we can have it”

23. I’m like ohh naaa I gotta tell Mia these mfs IMPOSTERS

23. I run inside she on the bed passed out sleep looking like a toaster strudel

24. I run back out, dudes putting the tv in the car, I run up like STOPPP buddy punched me like I was an anime protagonist

25. I’m thinking it’s over, this man keep going skkssk

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26. I fall to the ground.. other buddy comes to help ?!!?!? These mfs tag in like tekken

27. I’m about to be a pack... They stop beating on me, look up and start RUNNING?? I roll over and look up.. Tia? No...

28. Sparky.

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30. Sparky hawks them down and start DRAGING THEM IM LIKE YEAHHH SPARKY YEAHHHH!!!

31. “Bro get cho dog!!!”

Me: Sparky use bite

32. Neighbors called the cops, Dudes went to the hospital and JAIL, Tia got fired and I got to keep sparky

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