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Story Time: When I was 10 my baby sitter invited 2 dudes over for a 3 sum & they robbed us 
1. So I would always play with this neighborhood stray i named sparky, he had fleas or sum idk but that was my homie, so I ain’t listen when my people’s told me to stay away. So I end up grounded the weekend everyone goes to Wet N Wild
2. I’m thinking I’m about to get the old hag from next door, I’m sitting on the couch & this tall fine hershey skin GODDESS walk in
3. I was only 10 but my lil weewee was doing backflips
4. She say “HI I’m Tia! You’re so cuteeee 
” then she hugged me & her big ole NIGERIAN MILK GOBLINS almost suffocated me
” then she hugged me & her big ole NIGERIAN MILK GOBLINS almost suffocated me
5. I was a bad ass kid at 10, but boy I was on my BEST behavior! She had me in that bihh baking cookies
6. She put the Tv on, we start watching animal planet & I’m tryna impress her with my knowledge about the animals on the tv she like “oouuu you so smart 
” I’m like yeah I be watching shark week too
” I’m like yeah I be watching shark week too
7. I’m laying in her lap, she feeding me cookies & rubbing my head n shit, I’m like yeah idk what Wet N Wild is but ain’t no way it’s better than this
8. Then the doorbell rings.. this girl THROWS me out of her lap and jumps up all giddy!?!?!?
9. She open the door and 2 dudes walk in
10. “Wassup bitch?!” buddy smacks her ass
11. The other dude say “where we doing this?” This heffa gonna point to my room..
12. Tia & the other dude walk to my room, I go to follow her and bra jump in my way n say “Aye jitt you wanna play cops n robbers?”
13. My dumb ass like yea
14. This mf hog ties me and throws me in the closet
15. I’m in the closet tryna get free, & all I hear is moaning coming from down the hall, I’m like OH NOOOO TIA MUST BE GETTING INTERROGATED BY THE COPS!!
16. Im still thinking it’s a game and shit.. I get free and run down the hall and kick the door open “IM BREAKING YOU FREE BABE!!”
17. The door flys open & Tia taking a load to the face
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19. Other dude still beating her from the back, buddy that dumped the load grabs me and throws me OUT THE HOUSE & locks the doors
20. I try the other doors and windows.. I can’t get in so I end up sitting on the curb for about an hour
21. The door opens, I turn around hoping it’s Tia.. these mfs walking out with my TV
22. I’m like aye what y’all doing??He say “Tia say we can have it”
23. I’m like ohh naaa I gotta tell Mia these mfs IMPOSTERS
23. I run inside she on the bed passed out sleep looking like a toaster strudel
24. I run back out, dudes putting the tv in the car, I run up like STOPPP buddy punched me like I was an anime protagonist
25. I’m thinking it’s over, this man keep going skkssk
26. I fall to the ground.. other buddy comes to help ?!!?!? These mfs tag in like tekken
27. I’m about to be a pack... They stop beating on me, look up and start RUNNING?? I roll over and look up.. Tia? No...
28. Sparky.
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30. Sparky hawks them down and start DRAGING THEM IM LIKE YEAHHH SPARKY YEAHHHH!!!
31. “Bro get cho dog!!!”
Me: Sparky use bite
Me: Sparky use bite
32. Neighbors called the cops, Dudes went to the hospital and JAIL, Tia got fired and I got to keep sparky 
THANKS FOR READING 
for everyone already over on the patreon BIG LOVE TO YOU 
glad you are enjoying all the stories!! For anyone not on there & is interested in reading more I’ll link my patreon below, more if my wild life stories like these are there 
for everyone already over on the patreon BIG LOVE TO YOU glad you are enjoying all the stories!! For anyone not on there & is interested in reading more I’ll link my patreon below, more if my wild life stories like these are there
It’s “Tia” not Mia & I put 23 twice lol sorry I was rushing so I could get back to writing my webtoon series Sadistic Rush!! Drops this month I’ll keep y’all updated
http://Instagram.com/theedreadgod there are a couple of my old stories on there if you scroll.. if you are still not convinced about the patreon.. those stories should definitely win you over 
