gonna start a thread of hypothetical love live interactions

nico to rin and hanayo in soundproof room: watch this *burps with extra reverb into the loudspeakers, killing all of otonokizakas students ear drums*
nozomi kicks down the door: my my nico immature as always

nico is panicking

rin: kayo chin come here watch this! *chucks rice ball at honoka's face*
honoka: oh ho if its a fight you want its a fight you'll get *returns fire with another rice ball*

hanayo stares at both of them with a eerie yet serene glare in her eyes, and pulls out a gun

kasu: rinako look at this *does a backflip*
rina: ok yeah but can you do this *does 2 backflips*
kasu: *does three backflips* yeah how do you like them apples

rina and kasu are now in an eternal competition seeing who can do the most backflips

1/2

you: rin are you a swimmer
rin: yes, nya!
you: cats don't like water though, right?
rin: you fool. you really think im a cat? nay. i am a minor deity in the form of a small schoolchild. you may think of me as a stupid tomboy catgirl, but i have a lineage older than your

puny little world. my uncles devour dimensions like these for breakfast. the only reason why you arent shred to oblivion right now is because kayo chin cares for this earth.
you: *in shock*
rin: does that answer your question, nya?

nico: oh god oh fuck the irs are after me
umi: nico pay your fucking taxes
nico: *puts on mustache* *speaks in bad bulgarian accent* ah, i dont know this nicolas you speak of. possibly my cousin?
umi: Съжалявам, добър господине, търся малко розово дете. Виждал ли си я?

maki: wow riko this is a very nice piano
riko: yeah i bought this with my allowance which i had been saving up for years. it cost so much but it was worth every penny.
maki: i literally do not care i have like 3 of these exact same pianos on my yacht

eli: make sure to mask up folks!
nozomi: exactly! they have facial recognition cameras at the bank so do not forget to put on the michael meyers masks i brought before we go in!

shizu: hey rina can you help me with something
rina: yeah sure
shizu: what are these internet memes and tell me everything i want to be totally caught up with it
rina: gets up, goes to the kitchen, pours and slams a shot of jacks

Rina: IT ALL STARTED WITH THIS FUCKING GORILLA

karin: emma why are your boobs so big
emma: oh these? you mean my baker's fiend boobies? my titanically massive titties? my gravity welling milker from the swiss countryside?
karin: yeah
emma: fertility drugs

kanata: *coddling rin* And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
Rin: *crying* i never knew my father

kanan: man i wish i got more screentime
mari: don't worry honey anything can come true with the power of MAGIC!
kanan: dear God that sounds corny
mari: no MAGIC! is the name of my apache attack helicopter

hanamaru: i like reading!
ruby: i like candy!
yohane: i like s̴̡̙̼͋̏̊u̴̧̘̤̙̾̉̅̒̈́̇̈́͑͑m̸̢̢̨̦̥͙͍̀̓̾͊m̸̨̘̱̬̥̭͖̞̍̉͆͑o̴̼̭͔͔͈̓̎͑̇͝ņ̸̥̤̱̥̥̬͗̑͊i̶̢̛̘̥̰̱̰͈̣̐͜ń̶͖g̸̢̱͎̩̤̈̈̚̕ͅ ̷͋l̷͌͒u̴̿c̷̿̉́͘͝í̴͖͚̙͓̳̭͚̃̃̋̑͌̀f̴̒͐͊̎̎ȅ̶̢̨̗̩̬̱͚̗͎͐̈́͊͑̔͑́̽ṟ̸͎̫͍̓̿̃̌

yohane is sucked into the ground

setsuna: i like it i love it
ayumu: what do you love
setsuna: i love among us i love among us i love among us i love among us i love among us i love among us i love among us i love among us i love among us i love among us i love among us i love among us i love among us

honoka: the globe in my room is missing
kotori: youre a globe because youre my world
honoka: i need umi's– i mean my globe back kotori this is serious

ai: ai'm in the bathroom right now
rina: ai i need a big strong they them to help me with my laundry
ai: im one person how can i be a they

dia: class settle down
ruby: big sis you arent the teacher youre just an impostor!
honoka, kotori, umi, hanayo, rin, maki, nico, eli, nozomi, chika, riko, you, maru, yohane, mari, kanan, ayumu, yuu, setsuna, kasu, shizu, ai, rina, karin, kanata, and emma all in unison: sus

chika: i fucking love oranges
margaret thatcher: hi yes it is me margaret thatcher the prime minister of britain
chika: hello margaret thatcher, prime minister of britain
margaret thatcher: im gonna take your oranges
chika:

long live ireland