rusty swingset incorrect quotes, a thread~

Blinky: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Frog: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Blinky: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Blinky, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Frog: How?
Blinky: How what?
Frog: How could they be worse?
Blinky: They couldn’t, I lied.
Frog:

Blinky: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Frog: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

Blinky: How petty can you get?
Frog: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Blinky: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Frog: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

Blinky: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Frog: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Blinky: No! Four to five seconds!
Frog: Too late!!!

Blinky, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Frog: But – that’s just a trash can.
Blinky: It sure is!

Blinky: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Frog: Wednesay
Blinky: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Blinky: You're right.
Frog: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Blinky: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Frog:
Frog: Blinky, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Blinky: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Blinky: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Frog: It’s not a joke.
Frog: *sniffles*
Frog: I’m a legit snack.

Blinky: Someone will die.
Frog: Of fun!

Blinky: Am I going too far?
Frog: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Blinky: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Frog: You and me!!!
Blinky, tearing up: Okay.

Blinky: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Frog: I think you mean cards.
Blinky, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Blinky: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Frog, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Blinky: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Frog: Go the fuck to sleep
Blinky: What gif I don't want to?
Frog: Fuck You

Blinky: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Frog: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Blinky: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Frog: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Blinky, desperately, as Frog bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Frog: Oh! B positive.
Blinky: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Frog:

Blinky: Fuck.
Frog: We've got to work on your cursing.
Blinky: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Blinky: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Frog: Isn't that just killing people?
Blinky: Ah, technicality.

Blinky: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Frog, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Blinky: BLOCKED.

Blinky: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Frog: Only if you also don't ask why
Frog: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Blinky:
Frog:
Blinky: This one is fine

*Blinky and Frog skipping stones on lake*
Blinky: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Frog, whispering: Take that you fucking lake