Ku vele kube tense and he gives you THAT hug but you remember everyone’s watching so you laugh and slap him on his shoulder on some “so where’s you boy?” https://twitter.com/badandbhuti/status/1296156868218322944

He peeps what’s going so he plays along. At this point his friends wanna meet your friends so y’all join sections and this is an OPPORTUNITY.

Seated next to each other coz y’all “mates” in the name of you’re dating his boy, everyone else is drunk so no one cares. He occasionally sneaks his arm around you.

All of a sudden he’s mad funny. Not sure if it’s the liquor or he’s just a SNACK at this point.

You occasionally look to your left and you peep your best friend peeps what’s going on and she’s not impressed with you at all so you move away from him a little bit and act like she’s tripping.

Pull out your iMessage on some “babe guess who I’m here wi..” you delete, you don’t know why but you do.

Both of you are thinking if you should let your boy know y’all hanging but there’s a possibility he might pull up so you both mize

You know what he’s thinking he knows what you’re thinking. Sexual tension is gripping y’all at this point.

You’re a cutie and you call everyone “babes” or “babe” (me) and you keep touching him and calling him babe when you laugh at his jokes. This is turning him ON. Hands on his knee and shit.

Energy is FLOWING.

His other mate is a viiiiiiiiiibe (this is usually the short one in the squad) and he’s walking around with a bottle of grey goose vodka (questionable taste in alcohol but he’s short so it’s understandable) and pouring it down everyone’s throat.

He gets to the both of you (he’s nosy asf ke) and he gives y’all that “oh” look. Acts like he’s minding his own but he’s absolutely not so y’all take the shots and he moves on

He SINGS ke so you both know ba aiii this is probably not gonna end well so y’all cut it out but the henny in your system ayivumi.

Hayi ke his 3rd mate is an Instagram baddie so he’s snapping sana. Wena drinks. wena Dj booth. Wena table. Wena squad.

Till he gets to the both of you and all of a sudden you jump on your bestie on your left and butchering lyrics n shit but it’s cool just as long as you don’t get caught on camera in your mans best mate

This is the routine strategy for every time the camera comes around ke.

He’s smoking hub and randomly sticks his tongue out at you every time you look at him and you know EXACTLY what this means.

You take some time to yourself and star out into the distance and think about every time your boyfriend has pissed you off. All the calls he’s missed, all the times he didn’t pay attention to the small things, hell that ig ass pic he liked last week

You’re CONTEMPLATING

He brings you back to life by blowing bubbly smoke into your direction “you good?” you laugh “nah I’m grand” he passes the pipe.

He hugs you dawg “Lemi know if you need anything” his cologne CONSUMES you.. it’s mixed with a tinted scent of the alcohol he’s drinking.

The girlies KNOW EXACTLY what this does to you.

Hayi ke you dancing ne chomi ku cyute it’s a nice time man. He makes sure your drink is never empty. You love that.

Whole night is a tease at this point. Over and over. Nawe you’ve adapted la habit of sticking your tongue out every time he looks at you. He’s laughing because uyabona ukba he’s got influence over you

Yeyi asile amadoda

Anyways wethu its time for the night to wrap up. So we decide to go chill at ban ban’s place so we all Uber there. You’re kinda cold. He gives you his leather jacket

You complain about your feet being sore from your heels and he carries you to the Uber you’re sharing ke. Ithi ivibe:

NOT EVEN YOUR MAN CARRIES YOU LIKE THIS

Uber driver is nice. The drive is nice. He’s playing 90s classics.
“My BoooOoo”

- you guys singing along in the backseat. Arms around you coz uthe uyagodola moss

“This literally gonna be our song from now on” you’re kiki’ing.

You check your phone for calls and texts from indoda yakho. Nex. All you have is a twitter notification of a retweet that someone retweeted. You lock it. Athi little forehead kiss. Ingabinamsebenzi.

McDonald’s. You know that vibes.

2 AM You get to so and so’s place ke wethu. The hubbly coal is burning. It’s mint cream everyone rates it but it makes you sick.

Food is kinda cold. “should I microwave your food for you?” All of a sudden you voice pitch is higher.

Best friend yakho idikiwe nguwe at this point. You serve another man his food aiii

Short stuff wants to play spin the bottle ay

Fries are dry but the burger is on point.

This nigga is now really realising how pretty you really are coz you’re no longer in the darkness of the club and the car. He’s staring.

“Chomi have you called your man to tell him you left the club?”

- your best friend, AKASADIKI

Homeboy peeps what she’s tryna do so he’s kinda awkward now.

We stream music on YouTube. You all agree on a soft nostalgic vibe. 90s RnB lets go. You already know

You’re smoking la mint cream yabo wethu, tla reng.

“See my days are cold without you but I’m hurting while I’m with you”

Nguwe and your best friend by the pipe.

This nigga thinks you’re really pretty and he pulls out his phone and films you. Nawe you pose and sing into his camera.
Takes pictures and shit and shows you. Nawe you see you’re really pretty
“Omg please air drop these?”
He says nah I’m gonna send them on WhatsApp.

EH