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1. "Want A Look At How Irish Television Manages To Plumb New Depths Every Week In Corona Times ?"
9 of the most embarrassing, cringeworthy moments ever witnessed on Corona TV. Father Ted would be turning in his grave.
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9 of the most embarrassing, cringeworthy moments ever witnessed on Corona TV. Father Ted would be turning in his grave.
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2. To say Irish TV has been an embarrassment since March 2020 would not be doing it justice. The license fee must seem to be the biggest waste ever for those who bother to pay it. Is it any surprise that people in 
& 
are looking to defund the propaganda platforms RTE & BBC.
& are looking to defund the propaganda platforms RTE & BBC.
3. So what have we been treated to ? Grab some 
whilst we have a look at some of the most appalling, cringeworthy TV ever witnessed which frequently takes the Irish people for fools. Unfortunately, most of them donât get it and have no idea they are being played.
whilst we have a look at some of the most appalling, cringeworthy TV ever witnessed which frequently takes the Irish people for fools. Unfortunately, most of them donât get it and have no idea they are being played.
4. A brief disclaimer before I start. I apologise profusely from the outset if I come across as being a little bit cynical or sarcastic in this thread.
Actually, I donât apologise at all. I mean every single word
Actually, I donât apologise at all. I mean every single word
5. The Irish love to travel. I bet you never knew that if you are travelling âairport traysâ are high risk. So says Luke 
O Neill. That shouldnât be an issue as we are being locked down and banned from travelling, under threat of a 2000 euro fine. https://twitter.com/clairebyrnelive/status/1232076522657341442?s=12
O Neill. That shouldnât be an issue as we are being locked down and banned from travelling, under threat of a 2000 euro fine. https://twitter.com/clairebyrnelive/status/1232076522657341442?s=12
6. We also got some incredible advice on how to have a guest over to your house for a cuppa. The Irish love a cuppa. Nothing beats a cup of tea. Here we learned how to wash our hands and put a mask on before we made the brew. https://twitter.com/clairebyrnelive/status/1310716165094858753?s=21
7. Some of the viewers found this really helpful, Vicki in particular 
Vicki's profile also links to the The Independent Scientific Advocacy Group (I.S.A.G.). Vicki obviously never knew how to wash her hands until she was shown how on the TV. Another Zero Covid Cult plant
Vicki's profile also links to the The Independent Scientific Advocacy Group (I.S.A.G.). Vicki obviously never knew how to wash her hands until she was shown how on the TV. Another Zero Covid Cult plant
8. With all the hairdressers and barbers being closed we can teach you how to do a DIY haircut. Never an issue for Claire Byrne though as she gets her hair and makeup done before the show. Iâm sure that your hairdresser is in your bubble though. https://twitter.com/clairebyrnelive/status/1247277778023653377?s=21
9. Talking of different kinds of bubbles, that serious scientist Luke O Neill shows us how we can all return to concerts. By hopping into this big transparent zipped-up zorb bubble. https://twitter.com/clairebyrnelive/status/1358926477228732418?s=12
O Neill shows us how we can all return to concerts. By hopping into this big transparent zipped-up zorb bubble. https://twitter.com/clairebyrnelive/status/1358926477228732418?s=12
10. It gets better though, when youâre feeling a bit hot in your bubble you can hold up a sign which says âIâm hotâ and you will be released by a Covid marshal. Luke thinks he's hot and the ladies fancy the pants off him
11. So if you have a high opinion of yourself and you fancy a bit of flirting you can hold up a sign saying âCan I have your number?â
After all weâre not allowed to meet up with people and god forbid have any ânookyâ so this is a great alternative.
After all weâre not allowed to meet up with people and god forbid have any ânookyâ so this is a great alternative.
12. If you are genuinely hot (and not the type of hot that Luke reckons he is) and need to quench that thirst from being stuck in the zorb, you can hold up your red and yellow lollipop stick saying "You're Thirsty"
13. But what happens if you need to âPoint Percy At The Porcelainâ because youâve had too many beers in the bubble. They have a solution for that as well. Just hold up your sign which says âI Need A Peeâ
14. Iâm sorry, I need a break here. Iâm just piishing myself laughing. This is garbage TV.
How are these fools allowed on TV. Please, please watch the clip.
Roma summed it up perfectly
How are these fools allowed on TV. Please, please watch the clip.
Roma summed it up perfectly
15. We all know how important âwearing a maskâ is as it will save you. Donât fret though as Claire is yet again at hand with the help of her talented assistant who is going to demonstrate how to make your own mask https://twitter.com/clairebyrnelive/status/1259973729498652673?s=21
16. Just in case you donât like the ones for sale in the shops you could whip out your sewing machine and make one. Thatâs what 2 of our Zero Covid âscientistsâ did when they got involved in a âmask making competitionâ on National TV. https://twitter.com/ClaireByrneLive/status/1277751419718840327?s=20
17. You may also have been planning on getting married. That dastardly virus could get you though on your wedding day. You better get a fashionable âbridal maskâ to ensure you look your best on your âbig dayâ https://twitter.com/clairebyrnelive/status/1265050481887494144?s=21
18. Remember that as youâre walking down the aisle in front of your 100 plus guests you have to look like a million dollars in a mask. Iâm sorry, I forgot to say that there will only be a handful of people there as you have to make a choice of who makes the cut.
19. You may think Iâm being a bit harsh on Claire but she does seem to be the useful idiot for all things ridiculous. I do want to bring a bit of balance though as thatâs only fair. My other favourite show âThe Late Lateâ didnât want to miss out either. They got in on the act.
20. RTE make it their business to make sure the paid up TV viewers get the best entertainment possible. We were treated to dancing, masked up guards and masonic symbols. Nothing remotely weird about that at all. Not at all dystopian. The new normal. https://twitter.com/rtelatelateshow/status/1357808269910237186?s=21
21. Whatâs a Friday night though on RTE without a good old traditional âLive 
Sessionâ with the nation cheering from the rafters. Once we get the vaxx, we will get all our freedoms back. Not. https://twitter.com/rtelatelateshow/status/1347669614906519552?s=21
Sessionâ with the nation cheering from the rafters. Once we get the vaxx, we will get all our freedoms back. Not. https://twitter.com/rtelatelateshow/status/1347669614906519552?s=21
22. But Iâve left the best to last. Good old Tubs and RTE decided they would take the proverbial mickey out of their viewers. So how did they do that? They know that the Irish love music and have been missing the craic dreadfully for the last year.
23. So out of the goodness of their hearts they contacted Irish band âThe Coronasâ to do a live performance. No, Iâm not making that up. Not once but twice have they appeared on âThe Late Lateâ. https://twitter.com/rtelatelateshow/status/1328734101419995139?s=12
24. And to think that we wonder why the country is in the state that it's in. How far a once great country has fallen. Say no more.
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