I am so grateful I finally joined the neighborhood community website, it has 100% renewed my faith in natural selection.

Anyhow this extremely porous, impossible-to-sanitize thing made from an unknown type of raw wood is being sold as a cheese & charcuterie board.

Fuck, I don't even trust cutting boards you can't run through the dishwasher. This easy carbon-dating system for salmonella gives me the shivering creeps.

This thread will be infrequently updated, but it will be updated. Because...homemade pontoon boat.

Siri, how do you sanitize the absolute bejesus out of gold?

Learned a new term today.

In the UK, "Freedom Seeds" appears to be an independent collective of boutique marijuana seed growers.

And here in the US...

There is technically nothing bad about this. I'm just grumpy that someone in my neighborhood has a better Tiny Feathered Overlord Tribute Tower than I do.

Racist markup is sharp, y'all.

Someone made a Decision when they took this photograph.

Come for the ornate planter, stay for the impressionistic butt stuff.

I'm sure it's some kind of classic Greek motif of two monsters in the rain or something but all I see is

"creative planters"

I have two very specific questions about this $1000 lion painting.

Poison Control is fast, free, (call 800-222-1222) and there is an online messenger service if you absolutely need to type something before treating your toddler.

Cinder block planters have competition.