[yoonmin au | com]

in which the paths of a notorious rapper and nation's sweetheart cross in the most controversial way possible, setting stantwt on fire.

commissioned by @RayeRaven

tags:
— idol!jikook, rapper!namgiseok, manager!taejin
— established relationship
— fluff and crack (commissioner strictly said no angst pls lol)
— lots of cursing and sexual innuendos

enjoy!

the rappers and their manager

their privs

the idols and their manager

their privs

1. february 13th aka desperation day

2. yoongi's plan

3. the lovers behind the scenes

4. joon's main vs his priv

5. the mimis are waiting...

6. meanwhile on the other side of twitter

7. oh there he is

8. the mygs are simply confused

9. since everyone's so silent, stantwt gets loUD

10. who's their manager again?

11. national emergency

12. tielle: in this essay i will

13. allkpop jumping on the bandwagon

14. damage control

15. so much for damage control

16. the manager complains

17. the other manager

18. jimin rn: "o h"

19. vmin talk in caps for dramatic effects

20. leave taehyung alone

21. oh they will remember this

22. a new group chat

23. if only canon jimin

24. yoongi the type to fight a table for bumping into jimin

25. cel defending our man

26. they're making edits and ship name now

27. the mygs are losing it

28. a new theory has emerged

29. kook has been summoned

30. a fucking what now

31. a bigger issue

32. compromise

33. did it really tho

34. :')

35. yeah no it's not working

36. back to square one

37. thank you for your service jungkook

38. meanwhile the couple

39. jimin wants to go online

40. jimin's fine everybody

41. the mimis and the mygs are at each other's throats

42. another distraction

43. seokjin supremacy

44. pause

45. cel psychic

46. just the fans appreciating good music

47. one tweet that ruined it all

48. he's on the brink of quitting me thinks

49. back to the lovey dovey couple while the world is in flames

50. jinx

51. he's back with the daily dose of jiminie

52. tielle has something to say

53. crumbs

54. it's yoonmin now

55. hello jimin?

56. jimin's here!

57. something's fishy

58. the office is on fire

59. the responsible adult

60. imagine getting blocked and ratioed by park jimin

61. wait what

62. break up?

63. jimin.exe has stopped working

64. do you park jimin take min yoongi as your forever

65. he's not here for the earrings people

66. spotted

67. who's the groom again?

68. on one condition

69. oh no

70. sounds like more headache

71. he's getting married

72. what choice does taehyung have

73. the guest list

74. being mushy on the tl i see

75. jin is just trying to do his job

76. he's logging out

77. praying for kookies

78. the only decision that matters

79. jimin needs some help

80. they're not very helpful

81. and finally, the tux

82. a little break

83. he's having a crisis

84. yoongi to the rescue

85. my passport's making a cameo

86. a collab?

87. here comes the other theory

88. if taehyung doesn't come and tell him what not to do...

89. yeah exactly

90. and if i am?

91. his manager's looking for him

92. he's on the tl

93. he's just out for food chill

94. he tried

95. D-day

96. the last few minutes before i do

97. live broadcast

98. i do

99. back to the group chat

100. the honeymoon has started

101. tl's mad

102. yoonmin married

103. user ymcentral is not going anywhere anytime soon

104. ah yes, the allkpop article

105. yoonmin collab

106. mystery solved

107. bonus: namjin angst

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a/n: thank you for reading, im glad you guys had fun! :D see you in another universe

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