The state of drum kits I see for sale online...
£250
Then you get an absolute BEAUTY
Back to reality and this is missing the laser eye meme
WHY would you put the toms on top of the snare?!
“Shall we put the kit together and make it look nice or shall we line everything up in single file and make it look like that White Stripes video?”
£35 though, slap some skins on that and you’re in as a beginner.
“Chuck one drumstick on the floor tom. what’s that, put the rack toms on the drum throne and not the kit as normal? Yeah chuck the kick pedal on it too, £100 please”
Where the fuck do I begin?
Looks like when the photographer says to a bunch of ‘mayonnaise is too spicy’ white people “let’s do a silly one this time”.

£25.
Motion Blur to make it sell faster?
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