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i will be turning this tweet into a list of red flags that applies to all the men i’ve been with
if he has a light up keyboard
if he skates
if he holds up fish in his photos
if he plays hockey
if he hates cats and loves dogs
if he genuinely enjoys golf
if he says “i’ve never met a girl like you”
if he has mommy issues
if he drinks his coffee black
if he doesn’t drink coffee at all
if he wears those stupid pastel shorts
if he uses psychedelics
if he got broken up with in middle school
if he can’t drive
if he doesn’t do homework/talks back to teachers
if he has a milf kink
if he calls you a “cutie”
if he won’t let u meet important ppl in his life
if he cries when something doesn’t benefit him
if he has daddy issues
if he’s competitive
if he has a “type” based off hair/skin color
if he has a bad relationship w his mom
if he doesn’t pay attention to the news
business majors
if he wears vineyard vines
if he listens to emo trap unironically
if he collects sneakers just for display
if he drinks monster
if he freestyles randomly
if he exclusively uses snapchat
if his favorite movie is pulp fiction
if he likes “films”
if he doesn’t wear socks all the time
if he says he’s never had anything serious before
if he plays csgo or any other first person shooter games
if he doesn’t like emo music
if he’s 5’7
if he’s obsessed w the weeknd
if he tells you he loves you early on in the relationship
if he disrespects other women in the process of complimenting u
if he has bad hand hygiene
if he’s only dated white women
if he doesn’t want u to get certain piercings/tattoos
if he plays soccer
if he doesn’t have sisters
if he follows ig models
if he’s the middle child
if he likes wolf of wall street unironically
if he can’t cook or clean for himself
if he thinks all your guy friends wanna get w u
if he looks like lenny the shark from shark tales
if he can’t pronounce “spaghetti”
if he uses apple music
if he plays league
if he likes alex grey
if he’s a philosophy major
if he thinks elon musk is smart/or likes elon musk and tesla in general
if he listens to future
if one of his major personality traits is going to the gym
