Thread by @Lithros, psycholonials time this is exactly my concern with naming my next child [...]

psycholonials time

this is exactly my concern with naming my next child

my screenshot finger is going to wear out very quickly at this rate

this isn't me at all, and yet is completely me

I'm in love

yes

hey @michaelcurzi didn't know you ghostwrote for this

we are changed

called out

we have a duty

all hail the brand

what are you about?

shades of a certain robot

we continue, having just made a very poor choice at the end of chapter 1. I relate to this game more and more

they pretended to offer me a choice and then mocked me for trying to exercise agency

you know

like life

I worry about this a lot

why aren't you playing this game right now

finally speaking truth to power

how's that for philosophy

there's a very good reason for this

now we're getting somewhere

this is how you win

it's gettin real

I'm speechless

we've all been there

completely normal thing to see on the water

just had an idea for a new poll series

we're all going to jail

this game is affecting my sexuality

this is my sense as well

um

uhoh

words to live by

such radical dreamers

sometimes, you read some words, and you realize they had been missing from your life up until now, and here they are, and you are that much more complete

you are your memes

why is it I distrust obsequious clowns so fully

it's not just me

I can relate

tag yourself

I'm in clowntown

many such clowns

coming around on this clown

tfw ur evil clown majordomo suggests taking over for your bff as primary liaison with the kpop branch of ur anti-imperialist clown legion

but doctor,

no more ennui
only dedication now

text your friends you love them today

this does not bode well

this is basically the same rate my follower count is growing these days

maybe I have a future as a tyrannical clown queen influencer

behold the turtle/simp paradigm

be my mizzlebip, my trusted majordomo

I'm so sorry mizzlebip

well that makes sense, in retrospect

ok, listen,

things fall apart

POV: you're first against the wall

I have come here to apply clown makeup and conquer the world

and I'm all out of makeup

some sights, no matter how long you live, stay with you

I'll never forget the bashful clown in the apache helicopter unloading his rocket pods into the clown rebels at close range

fly free, mizzlebip