psycholonials time
this is exactly my concern with naming my next child
my screenshot finger is going to wear out very quickly at this rate
this isn't me at all, and yet is completely me
I'm in love
yes
hey @michaelcurzi didn't know you ghostwrote for this
we are changed
called out
we have a duty
all hail the brand
what are you about?
shades of a certain robot
we continue, having just made a very poor choice at the end of chapter 1. I relate to this game more and more
they pretended to offer me a choice and then mocked me for trying to exercise agency

you know

like life
I worry about this a lot
why aren't you playing this game right now
finally speaking truth to power
how's that for philosophy
there's a very good reason for this
now we're getting somewhere
this is how you win
it's gettin real
I'm speechless
we've all been there
completely normal thing to see on the water
just had an idea for a new poll series
we're all going to jail
this game is affecting my sexuality
this is my sense as well
um
uhoh
words to live by
such radical dreamers
sometimes, you read some words, and you realize they had been missing from your life up until now, and here they are, and you are that much more complete
you are your memes
why is it I distrust obsequious clowns so fully
it's not just me
I can relate
tag yourself

I'm in clowntown
many such clowns
coming around on this clown
tfw ur evil clown majordomo suggests taking over for your bff as primary liaison with the kpop branch of ur anti-imperialist clown legion
but doctor,
no more ennui
only dedication now
text your friends you love them today
this does not bode well
this is basically the same rate my follower count is growing these days

maybe I have a future as a tyrannical clown queen influencer
behold the turtle/simp paradigm
be my mizzlebip, my trusted majordomo
I'm so sorry mizzlebip
well that makes sense, in retrospect
ok, listen,
things fall apart
POV: you're first against the wall
I have come here to apply clown makeup and conquer the world

and I'm all out of makeup
some sights, no matter how long you live, stay with you

I'll never forget the bashful clown in the apache helicopter unloading his rocket pods into the clown rebels at close range

fly free, mizzlebip
david hasslehoof has fallen
things are gettin weird
now this is a leader who understands the subtle nuances and requirements of omelette preparation
honestly mizzlebip just rolled up and won all our hearts
!!!
so far this is exactly like the ending of korra
I contain multitudes (of clowns)
here we go
there's always a choice
healing is possible
wise words from a bottle
I was going to caption this "Ingroup 101" but the point is this is EVERY group
how do you choose
this actually made me cry
and that's the end of psycholonials

I loved it

now for some bonus features
Ring 3 of the Jubilite Leadership
Ring 3 (Second Wave)
Successors to the Supreme Honkifex (pt. 1)
Successors to the Supreme Honkifex (pt. 2)
Successors to the Secretary of Jape (pt. 1)
Successors to the Secretary of Jape (pt. 2)
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