What I think the aot characters piss tastes like;; a thread

(I only included the characters I was sure were over 18 or don’t have an age but it’s implied they’re over 18)

Eren: Disgusting & horrible. This man needs to drink water!!! It literally may as well be like- black coloured with how little water he has!!

It’s the dehydration for me

Mikasa: literally the best thing you will ever taste despite the fact she is also dehydrated. She makes it work!!

Armin: he is SO hydrated and for what. It’s basically drinking water at this point. Like if you got given a cup of Armin piss & a cup of water - you could not tell the difference

Jean: decently hydrated, so it’s like - a nice yellow colour, y’know? A little salty, but not too much.

Connie: this man has not drank water a single day in his life it’s SO SALTY and for WHAT

Sasha: Very, very salty. Not very hydrated, but it’s drinkable if you really like salt or if you’re a massive simp

Historia: it’s like gold okay it’s so good so nice yum yum amazing she is so hydrated and healthy wow

Levi: it’s either like dirt or it’s clear like water there is no inbetween

Hange: salt. pure salt. But it’s so tasty so-

Erwin: normal colour, normal flavour. He gets the right amount of water <3

Reiner: this man is under fed and he doesn’t drink enough. He rarely pisses and when he does it’s almost a brown colour. Disgusting and not even a little tasty

Porco: super salty but also a little sweet. It hits different

Pieck: amazing spectacular incredible the best piss you will ever taste. Despite how she may seem, she gets the right amount of water and it makes her piss the best to drink <3

Zeke: dark yellow. Tastes like salt. Almost got a burnt taste to it, y’know? This man only drinks coffee. No water

Yelena: just on the boarder line of having too much water in it- so it mostly tastes like water with just a little hint of piss

Onyankopon: clear like water. We stan a hydrated king

Hitch: Mmmmmm yummy,,,,,,,,,