Thread of all my car accidents https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> *Long thread*
my very first wreck chile, basically like losing my virginity. it wasn’t even my fault but a UPS truck literally hit me. but at least i got a 5k check from UPS yaaass
my second wreck </3 it was kinda my fault i was on my phone trying to find queen naija new song... i shld have stopped right there. 100x deserved this wreck.
i fxcked UPP the other guys car though helppp
my wreck back during c0r0na in Buckhead ... wasnt even looking at the road i was looking at google maps and ran through a SOLID RED https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> most embarrassing moment driving ever wbk https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundert Punkte Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundert Punkte Symbol">
also i had other cars that my family borrowed from me and wrecked but i wont include them bcus their old
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