how i think anna kendrick& #39;s characters identify:
beca mitchell
➤ bratty bottom lesbian with severe comp het
stephanie smothers
➤ pan!!!! she just loves EVERYONE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💗" title="Wachsendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Wachsendes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💓" title="Schlagendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schlagendes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💘" title="Herz mit Pfeil" aria-label="Emoji: Herz mit Pfeil">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz"> (gay panics a lot) !!! milf !!!
darby carter
➤ straight https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> kissed a girl once when drunk tho and will let you know at every chance (but she& #39;s also straight she will let u know that too) !!! milf !!!
noelle kringle
➤ bratty lesbian.. probably a pillow princess
martha mckay
➤ bi and she& #39;s a top i know it (has danger kinks but can be soft too)
fritzi wagner
➤ underwear washing lesbian, probably a hey mamas with long hair and tattoos
jessica stanley
➤ bi with a preference for mean lesbians
alice
➤ 100% bi there& #39;s no way she didn& #39;t hook up with tatiana i know they& #39;re fwb
cody heller
➤ het with internalized misogyny & no self accountability
kendra glack
➤ full on breeder. probably homophobic too
meg brickman
➤ probably a lesbian now idk.. she prob has /that/ stereotypical lesbian haircut too
eloise mcgarry
➤ straight with a preference for ugly white men
cathy hiatt
➤ identifies as bi but refuses to date men because of past relationship trauma
jillian stewart
➤ stoner bi.. she& #39;s a top and also prefers women yet still finds herself dating ugly men
lindsey
➤ identifies as straight but also thinks women are really attractive so who really knows.. !!! milf !!!
queen poppy
➤ lesbian and tops barb idec
cinderella
➤ lesbian with lingering disappointment geared towards men
zoe levenson
➤ uwu lesbian who makes you breakfast every morning because she wants you to have your beauty rest
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