It’s only taken almost a full year of quarantine, to get to this point, but I’m finally doing it. I’m going to watch every Marvel movie in order. See y’all on the other side.

I’m screaming I know we mostly had pink razrs and LG chocolates in 08 but THIS is the phone that the most technologically advanced man in the world is supposed to have in Iron Man?!

You can do this with holograms but that is your phone?????

The Hulk??? Not that Incredible.

Ok we’re on Iron Man 2 and I love that it’s now taking him multiple movies to tell pepper he loves her...like he has literally testified in front of the Senate but will not do this

I’ve realized that the fact that Natalie Portman is in Thor is a saving grace - her character is literally the only thing keeping Disney from concocting a marvel /star wars crossover now that they own it all

Lmao Thor is a Himbo

Is this the night I finally finish watching Thor and don’t fall asleep in front of the tv? That’s for god to decide

God said: no

This is also the plot to Thor

End me

Ok I loved the final scene of Captain America when I first saw it but on another watch I’m wondering WHY in god’s name was this incredibly important and almost certainly secret facility DOWN THE BLOCK FROM TIMES SQUARE

Realizing that most of the avengers is just about trying to find a renewable source

I can’t handle how many times they’ve said the words “phase 2” in the last movie or phase 1

Ok hi- here’s a problem I have with iron man 3 - is Ben Kingsley’s character like...not evil enough for them to call all of the avengers?? Or at least some of them? How do they decide which problems are too big or small to get the squad in full

I don’t understand, are they too busy? What else is Hawkeye doing right now where he can’t lend a hand

Literally why did they make a patriot man when captain America literally exists and could probably be here

Iron man 3 is a Christmas movie

WAIT A MINUTE YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN SURGERY THIS WHOLE TIME

Loki did not need the THRONE he needed THERAPY

POV: you just walked into a college house party in upstate ny

Ah yes, guardians of the galaxy, another marvel movie about collecting rocks

I don’t know how to say this but...Not casting Jason Alexander as Rocket was a missed opportunity

Ok so marvel crossover idea: Age of Ultron crossover where instead of Sokovia it’s Genovia and Princess Mia is an avenger (I do not know how but we can storyboard later)

I’ve underestimated Hawkeye and for that, I’m sorry. “If you step out that door, you an Avenger” 10/10

ok so i did watch ant man an don't have much to add so here is the ageless paul rudd quiz
https://www.vulture.com/2013/03/take-our-ageless-paul-rudd-quiz.html#:~:text=Today%2C%20April%206%2C%202019%2C,Rudd%20turns%2050%20years%20old.

About to watch civil war and is this going to be pandemic themed because I s2g

Ok real question: right now their news clips are on MSNBC, After Disney bought marvel, did clips start being ABC news?

I gotta say, I’m almost an hour in and I’m really not sure who is looking for what

Ok so one of the winter soldiers is a woman??? Feminism win

Yes girlboss!

Hot take: the plot of captain America: civil war could have been solved over e-mail at least and a zoom call at most

The staircases in Harry Potter walked so the mirror dimension could sprint

I can’t believe Dr. Strange basically ends with him getting a free apartment in Greenwich Village

Ah yes, I’ve just completed another movie where I learn about an important rock. This time the rock is in a necklace

DON’TBRINGINKIRKUNLESSYOUPLANONTAKINGTHEGUARDIANSTOSTARSHOLLOW

I think I like guardians of the galaxy 2 more than 1? Is this a hot take? Someone weigh in

Thor’s hammer makes such an entrance you’d think it was entering its own bat mitzvah party

The Comically Large Wold in Thor Ragnarok is incredible and @kelronhubbard and I will get matching tshirts of it

My new favorite movie trope is “cool tech genius walks superhero/spy through all their new gadgets” and I’m specifically inspired by this scene in the black panther but I know there are more

I don’t have a favorite superhero movie but I do have a favorite movie about rock collecting and that’s avengers infinity wars

Ugh I missed Spider-Man because I was just going by Disney plus and the Spider-Man ownership issue has struck again!!!

Is ant man anyone’s FAVORITE marvel movie? I need to know

The Ant man family is so charming

I’m not saying I’m spider-man but I am saying you’ve never seen me in the same room as him AND we both did quiz bowl

Anytime people in these movies get a hint of technology or money their initial thought is mAyBe i ShOUld mAKe a fLyINg sUiT wiTh PoWErs

Love that Tony stark was like I’m going to take these headquarters....to Nanuet

The avengers do training exercises on Bear Mountain and you can’t convince me otherwise

Nick Fury truly pulls all the weight in the car chase section of marvel movies

it's taken more than 2 months but i think today is the day i finish this journey and this thread comes to an end.....