Thread by @ANGELOFTARTARUS, out of context quotes from the 'chimkin soap' discord server (or the [...]

out of context quotes from the & #39;chimkin soap& #39; discord server (or the members in general)

an ongoing thread

"you are a little bitch boy ;)!"
"WHY IM BITCH BOI?!?!?!?!?!!"

"I FINISHED THE POPCORN BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTED I& #39;M GONNA PISS"

"aaand cue the simping"

"stfu quonk-ass ho"

"I had to uber from louis v to our hotel cuz my parents fucking left the store with the wrong kid"

"i hate children but im also afraid of them"

"I will slurp your joint fluid"

"my three (3) accomplishments: i made it out of the womb (unfortunately), i learned to walk, i simp"

"the only guy who knew was the piss man"

"i& #39;m gonna figuratively shit my pants i don& #39;t know what we& #39;re doing"

"the vegan is vegone"

"i tried to start it last night but i was too stressed about (vague gesturing to everything)"

"i just noticed she [our english teacher] changed her banner lmao she& #39;s really goin thru it"

"there is a fancy word that means to k1ll your father and marry your mother"
"alabama???"

"why does the sphinx have boobs"

"stop talking about your sharting cat challenge"

"i& #39;m the dirty cr1me boy"

"LE PLAGUE

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"baja blast my lipids out"

"plant make sugar -> becoz plant green -> becoz sun go brr"

"is us talking abt boobs a replacement for having a mental breakdown"

"you& #39;d need to be Mickelangelo& #39;s polished glazed masterpiece of a brain to go back to fucking school in October"

"ngl i wanna date the grim reaper"

"& #39;don& #39;t just study to memorize& #39; look buddy you& #39;re cool but that& #39;s what the entire education system& #39;s built on so"

"things i hate: it here"

"I DONT FUCKING KNOW DO I LOOK LIKE NIELS FUCKING BOHR"

"kimchi juice just went up my nose"

"two bros chillin in an orbital 5 nm apart cuz they& #39;re not gay"

"sex: Yes please
built: Trigonal Bipyramidal (Square pyramidal)
Race: Nascar
Bone: less"

"he& #39;s so depressingly boring when he dresses up as superman it& #39;s just man"

"go back to your nursing home and leave us alone omg"

"eat or be eaten homie"

"marinate his ass"

"stfu ur literally a fucking duck"

"BRO IDK MY TEACHER WAS TALKING ABT SENSORY RECEPTORS AND WAS LIKE & #39;which types of sensory receptors are activated by love :)& #39; AND SHFFLKDSJKL THIS BITCH GOES & #39;my motherfucking dick& #39; HELPDSFKLSJD"

"eat ass smoke grass sled fast"

"I love CIX but not pickles"

"yogurt taste like milk on 400 ping"

"im so late that i got lapped by the leader in the mariokart race and then called myself second place"

"I wanna see you 1v1 a squirrel"

"NO CAP MY MOM PUT IT IN MY ROOM SILENTLY AND I WAS FOCUSING ON CHEM AND I ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE THE CEREAL"

"several mistakes later and I look like a femboy pirate"

"big bird is fucking sexc"

"frog supremacy i do not take criticism"

"brain empty, only know simping- Leonidas probably"

"AND DRINK YOUR SPINAL FLUID"

"you look like a printer"

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"I was a homeless beyblade and had to go to my cousin& #39;s house to rip it"

"how do you use any stamina you& #39;re on a damn broom"

"I am just doing your mom in the mean time"

"ARE YOU OK WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO COCONUT MALL ON REPEAT FOR LIKE HOURS PLEASE"

"everybody gangster til six arms saga spiderman come for you"

"TAKE MY BALLS BITCH"

"RED BEANS YOU UNCULTURED FUCK"

"the lion the witch and get a load of this simp"

"and aj volunteered to get eaten out i think??"

"NO IM WHITE STOP MISSGENDERING ME GOD"

"girl are you schrodinger& #39;s equation? cuz we vibe on the same wavelength"

"i stg once i learn how to read its over for you bitches"

"a thought to consider: Cinderella but with usain bolt legs"

"I once had a dream about the most badass motherfuckin elf I& #39;ve ever seen narutoing the streets with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Soundtrack in the bg delivering presents like a mf ninja the SKILL we stan"

"gimme your toes or your family goes"

"& #39;you use lotion?& #39;
& #39;nah i use rice& #39;
& #39;wh-& #39;
& #39;I SAID, I USE RICE& #39;"

"& #39;don& #39;t use an anemo slime to glide, and don& #39;t retract your glider at an unsafe altitude& #39;"

"SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING TIKTOK ACCOUNT NAME?????
WHO WAS THE OTHER BIPPY
oh wait the other bippy is me"

"im-
you surpassed almost all the other channels on this server
by YOURSELF"
"

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"bro once we done with ap chem
guess who is
gonna be first"
"ME
M E"
"exactly"

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"yuh get it your highness"

"me transitioning from roasting aly for francis& #39; death only for leo to literally pain me by remembering IT:"

"oh the king of spain is KINKY"
"he took the pain in spain quite too literally"

"do you think if we all join dicks we could circle the globe eventually"

"yeah i& #39;m a rat bastard what about it
in fact i& #39;m in ur house& #39;s walls rn
scit scat i& #39;m the scatman"

"ARGHH JUNGKOOK ALMOST FELL IN MY RAMEN"

"I& #39;M STUCK AS A FUCKING SKELETON"

"wait omg what are y& #39;all patronuses"
"a rat"
"wait really
like what you got on the pottermore test"
"a rat"
"oh that& #39;s actually pretty cool"

the tweet: WAIT WTF DO BABIES BORN IN THE UK COO WITH A FUCKING BRITISH ACCENT?!?!?!?!
"cour
gour gour gaur gaur"
"sometimes i forget american accents are a thing"
"oi mate give me some titty milk innit"
"abortion"

"stop trying to sexualize your goats
and do your job"

"my aluminum v@pe stick worked"

"deductive: A is B and B is C, therefore A is C
inductive: A is B and B is C, ur mum a hoe believe me"

"not to be dramatic or anything but id die"

"im at my limit. i am at my limit"

"baptized in shit amen"

"if your ass is traveling up by 400 oranges per second as the rain is traveling down by 10 MBs, calculate the average speed and direction of a piece of shit"