Thread by @not_vile, alright here we gorationalizing the horny tier list from bottom to topduck [...]

alright here we go
rationalizing the horny tier list from bottom to top
duck hunt - weird furries. probably way more on e621 (this will be a recurring theme with the non human characters)
young link - weird not furries. not much to say
ROB - probably intentionally weird/joke porn https://twitter.com/stupidringworm/status/1350310673339867138">https://twitter.com/stupidrin...

https://twitter.com/stupidringworm/status/1350310673339867138

or he& #39;s just in the background
simon - i guess he& #39;s not that popular? idk
g&w - joke porn, background, etc.
olimar - same as g&w, but with a higher chance of sincerity
dr mario - i mean he& #39;s just not-mario so it makes sense he has so little

shulk - not that popular? also the people who did play xenoblade probably didn& #39;t feel horny cause they just like him as a character
diddy - weird furries, also i don& #39;t think monkeys are particularly popular even among furries
richter - same as simon but he looks younger maybe

k rool - probably not that popular, i think he was only in like 3 dkc games and some spinoffs before ceasing to exist, probably way higher on e621 despite that
roy - not that popular i guess
squirtle - a pokemon, but a first evo pokemon so it& #39;s mainly weird furries

ken - kinda surprising to me. i guess people are just hornier for other street fighter characters
ICs - weird people if they& #39;re actually kids, idk. not that popular either way
sheik - only a character in 2 zelda games, 1 being a spinoff, so not that popular

ivysaur - weird furries, not sure why they have more than squirtle, maybe cause of the vines? idk
BowJr. - weird furries
falcon - probably only popular cause of smash, cause even if you know him from f-zero he& #39;s not fully visible most of the time
marth - not that popular, i guess

seph - people are just hornier for cloud and tifa, i guess. maybe not that popular?
terry - not that popular
DDD - not that popular, even by weird furry standards. probably way higher on e621
chrom - idk how popular his game is but he& #39;s canonically a dad so

jigglypuff - kinda popular, but a weird shape (unless she& #39;s anthro obv)
toon link - weird people, possibly drawn more cause of wind waker girls or something
ridley - definitely way higher on e6. no goddamn way thousands of furries don& #39;t wanna fuck a big space dragon

min-min - literally won a popularity contest, i guess paheal just doesn& #39;t get many uploads. but also arms itself isn& #39;t that popular
pac-man - obviously super popular character, but probably only in intentionally weird porn

wario - weird people. if you& #39;re horny for wario you& #39;re gross. yeah he& #39;s just a cartoon man but he& #39;s actually putrid.
steve - intentionally weird porn. for some reason minecraft is a popular subgenre
lucas - even if he& #39;s not the focus (it& #39;s probably kumatora) that& #39;s still weird

pichu - weird furries, but more popular ig
dk - probably way higher on e621, but i guess monkeys aren& #39;t that popular
ness - same as lucas but without the kumatora part, which just makes it worse
hero - paheal& #39;s tag doesn& #39;t specify dragon quest, so it& #39;s probably less than this

i sent this early just to save my progress
while we& #39;re let& #39;s talk about how paheal is kinda terrible at tags compared to some other sites
i saw non-DQ characters on that tag, and the amount is way lower on http://rule34.xxx"> http://rule34.xxx so i don& #39;t think that number is accurate

holy shit it& #39;s a good thing i sent that thread as is
my laptop just fucking crashed for no reason again

mega man - i didn& #39;t know what to think so i checked myself. guess he& #39;s just a standard "small boy" character to pair up with older women (or his own sister)
meta knight - probably just weird people. given that it& #39;s meta knight specifically i imagine it& #39;s more sincere

little mac - i mean he& #39;s just a fit dude so
trainer - i actually have no clue what op typed in to get this number. i tried leaf, green, blue, "porkyman trainer," none of it came close
realistically there& #39;s probably more than this
mii - a species of not-human

also the number i got isn& #39;t quite as close, so idk if they typed in just "mii" or what
b/k - op& #39;s number matches with the series name, so it& #39;s likely that other characters are included. i don& #39;t blame them for not actually counting, and the real number probably isn& #39;t too far off

snake - he& #39;s literally just a buff man. probably way more on other sites
dark pit - goth twink, probably way more on other sites
wolf - DEFINITELY way more on e6 lol he& #39;s fucking wolf, this should not surprise you
plant - intentionally weird porn, also it has thick lips

joker - same as dark pit but persona is more popular, also he& #39;s probably paired with the girls a lot
gren - realistically has less than wolf, maybe he has more on paheal cause he gets paired with human trainers a lot or something
bayo - she& #39;s intentionally horny all the time...

probably way more on other sites
incineroar - i don& #39;t need to explain this to you. more on e6, but less than wolf
ryu - buff main character, i imagine he gets paired with the girls more often than ken for one reason or another
ike - buff, also p sure he& #39;s a fan favorite

wft - canon buff gf/bf, pretty straightforward
falco - not much to say other than more on e6
m2 - same as falco, but a pokemon
cloud - probably spiked after ff7r, gets paired with tifa/aerith and also crossdresses
luigi - genuinely no idea. probably paired with some of the girls?

yoshi - furries. duh. more on e6
pit - canonically submissive so obviously he& #39;s getting paired with bigger women, also a twink
ganon - buff man.
kirby -

i checked and and the number is the character tag, not the series tag. it& #39;s worth noting that he& #39;s probably not the focal point for a lot of these but still
probably in intentionally weird porn too, like giving him a huge dick cause it& #39;s funny i guess

robin - anime girl (also boy but like come on)
lucina - anime girl but more popular
byleth - anime girl but even more popular
villager - the only human in a world of furries so you bet they& #39;re getting paired with them a fuckton. also potential for self-inserts

fox - more on e6. shouldn& #39;t have to explain
corrin - anime girl with feet (also part dragon)
palutena - anime girl but mature
charizard - big dragon. more on e6
mario - the main male character so probably gets paired with the girls a lot, including bowsette

daisy - girl.
rosalina - bigger girl.
isabelle - anthro dog. furries exist. do the math. more on e6.
pikachu - most popular pokemon. furries exist. do the math. more on e6
lucario - most popular FURRY pokemon. e6 number probably beats everyone else

inkling - moving inkling down here because the "inkling_girl" tag would place her here. inkling is a species including callie, marie, and pearl, not a character. if it makes you feel any better they& #39;re not all depicted as underage despite that technically being canon (somehow)

sonic - the paheal tag encompasses the series so idk how many actually include him, but it& #39;s also easy to pair him with other characters cause he& #39;s the mc, so i doubt it& #39;d be too far off. definitely not the most popular sonic character though

bowser - i shouldn& #39;t have to explain this, and no i don& #39;t mean bowsette (though the tag probably includes her). more on e6
zero suit samus - duh.
zelda - "zelda" is the name of many different designs so there& #39;s a lot of characters that would still be correctly tagged as zelda

peach - main mario girl, also lowkey has DSL& #39;s
link - same as zelda, except he not only gets paired with a lot of girls (including other franchises) but botw definitely bumped him up in terms of gay art what with the gerudo outfit and kass and sidon
he 100% earned this spot

before anyone says "lol of course [minor] is popular they& #39;re in smash!! XDDDD" i advise you to
a. smash some bitches
b. try to be funny just once in your fucking life it& #39;s SO EASY to be funny and yet here you are fucking it up tremendously

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