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TikTok is like a fake app in a movie about a crumbling society. Every time I open it, it autoplays a video of six 500 pound guys dancing to some pop song I’ve never heard, or footage of a baby with horrifying birth defects bouncing to some pop song I’ve never heard of. It rules
Thank you to @uncle_murder_28 for sharing this with the world
I want an IRL TikTok festival. Like a circus with nothing but freakshows. I wanna go into a tent and watch this shit for real
Just imagine getting to this live on a stage. I’d go ballistic. Except they gotta ditch the one normal looking guy. Get out of here, dude, you’re stealing hyper-morbid viral valor
*90s black comic voice* black people dance like this, but white people be dancing like THIS
TikTok is learning what I wanna see. I’m teaching this beautiful Chinese app to show me the world’s best freaks
This app makes me feel like we really do live in hell
How insanely shitty this looked really made me laugh, combined with his 80 IQ body language/facial posture. He has 4.6 million followers
Don’t think I could do any better of an ending if I had 100 hours and a stacked writers’ room. How the fuck does this app know that this is the shit I’m gonna love
We’ve heard of TikTok/YouTube/influencer houses, but I’m fantasizing about a massive, fucked up, dilapidated mansion that acts as a TikTok Freak Incubator. A mix of the fattest, ugliest, lowest IQ, most insane people pushing each other to make the most dystopian videos possible
My last brain cell
He looks like a comedian in a fat suit that the prosthetic artists didn’t try to make look real at all
I’ve watched this one probably 25 times. No company or government should have access to an algorithm as powerful as TikTok’s
I was laughing reading some black dudes arguing in the comments, one was like “he can’t fuckin say it!! I wanna kick his ass” and another was like “he’s not actually saying it, and he’s like, retarded and missing an eye, chill”
