@LandsharkRides and I will single-handedly bring back Chuck Norris Jokes

I'll start:

Therapy would rather evolve into a hundred different competing discursive methods than go to Chuck Norris
Davos elites fear a new conspiracy theory called The Great Chuck Norris.

"Chuck Norris will own you, and you will be happy"
The Plan trusts Chuck Norris
Men will literally go to therapy rather than have to confront Chuck Norris
Covid-19 wears a mask to avoid getting Chuck Norris
https://twitter.com/0x49fa98/status/1305886146526949377?s=20
Chuck Norris suspended Jeff Bezos from AWS
Bitcoin is trying to figure out how to buy Chuck Norris
I summoned this into existence, you cannot convince me otherwise https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1349995606387912704?s=20
Chuck Norris is short-squeezing /r/wallstreetbets
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