sinnoh characters but its lines from parks and rec: a thread

Flint: You’re a good friend, Volkner.
Volkner: Oh, thanks.
Flint: Can I borrow $1500 you aren’t allowed to ask what it’s for
Volkner:
Flint: Fireworks.

Candice: It's a long story, but the short version is--I'm currently catfishing Anthony Kiedis.

Gardenia: My favorite episode: Monica's making dinner, and Joey's mad at Chandler 'cause he made out with his girlfriend, so Joey says "get in the box"--I forgot to tell you, there's a box, oh and it's thanksgiving, they get ready to eat, what's Ross n Rachel doing--

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Gardenia: Oh they're fighting, so Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are all together--although--is Phoebe there?
Gardenia:
Gardenia: yes. So--