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I won a free year of car washes and in 9 days I& #39;ve gotten my car washed 6 times.
This is how boring I& #39;ve become.
This is how boring I& #39;ve become.
And what is obviously just unrelated news my car is missing a hubcap on the wheel that a car wash pulls your car through
Car wash #7!
The good: I got the station that& #39;s closest to the vacuum pump so my car& #39;s super clean.
The bad: I accidentally vacuumed up my @Pawgyle face mask. :C
The bad: I accidentally vacuumed up my @Pawgyle face mask. :C
Car wash 8 selfie!!
Greetings from car wash #9!!!
We made it, car wash #10!!!!!
CAR WASH 11 LET& #39;S GO
NUMBER 12 BISHES
NUMBER 13 wait where did my clearcoat go
Number 14!! https://www.pscp.tv/Firr/1kvJpopjPEmGE">https://www.pscp.tv/Firr/1kvJ...
NUMBER 15 LET& #39;S GOOOOO
Car wash 16-17 (cause I can& #39;t Twitter thread) https://twitter.com/Firr/status/1352015116674486273?s=19">https://twitter.com/Firr/stat...
Number 18!!!
Nineteeeeeeeeeen
20!!!!
21 :D :D
Back on my bullshit!!
Sometimes I wonder if I made the right choices in life. If I truly lived and loved the way I told myself I should. How different would my life be? Does the universe reward a life well spent?
Does the universe even have an intrinsic order or do we just perceive it that way?
Does the universe even have an intrinsic order or do we just perceive it that way?
It might be raining but that& #39;s not gonna stop me
Car wash 25. Marcus was on the sprayer today. Good job Marcus.
26. I learned to not roll down your window because the heated dryers are hot as ALL HELL. That& #39;s legit pain in my eyes.
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I& #39;m washing my car on my lunch break.
Look, all I wanna do is have some fun before I die. I got a feeling I& #39;m not the only one.
Look, all I wanna do is have some fun before I die. I got a feeling I& #39;m not the only one.
So.
The reason I haven& #39;t done any more car washes is because the "undercarriage jets" managed to cause the electrical connectors on my alternator to break.
The reason I haven& #39;t done any more car washes is because the "undercarriage jets" managed to cause the electrical connectors on my alternator to break.
So I bought a new car.
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In a row?
In a row?
39...
You& #39;d think after 40 trips through the car wash I& #39;d be tired, yet, every run is an experience. Like a new wine to be savored. Each experience new, yet still familiar...
41!!
Happy furnal equinox everyone!!
I left my hat at home.
I feel naked
I feel naked
Found my hat!
It& #39;s been a few days. I missed you.
Technically, I don& #39;t have a work uniform. But literally all I ever wear to the office is stage blacks.
I still wanna pretend I work shows
I still wanna pretend I work shows
Don& #39;t cry for me, Argentina
New year, new me.
If you for some reason haven& #39;t muted this thread yet, thank you
Car washing is thirsty work
Guest car wash! This one courtesy of Buc-ees
"Firr, why did you take a rental car through a car wash on the way back to the airport?"
I was getting withdrawals.
I was getting withdrawals.
