Saying I miss iwachan every day of 2021 until he comes home

https://twitter.com/babybitchiwa/status/1346708518431145984?s=19

8: I missed like 3 days but I didnt stop missing him

9: in case anyone was wondering yes I miss iwaizumi

10: GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 10!!! DAY 10 OF NO IWAIZUMI IN 2021

11: I miss u like the deserts miss the rain or something homie

12: I missed him so heres a picture of me and iwaizumi (REAL!!!)

13: totally didnt forget anyways I miss u iwaizumi COME HOME the dinner I cooked for us is getting cold????

14: I miss ur spiky ass balding head. iwachan where r u.

15: every day feels meaningless when u arent here 2 cheer me up.... miss u baby boy

16: I see u in everything. I cant stop missing u . #sadquotes #sad #heartbreak

17: it's a long weekend but it feels even longer without u :( where r u iwaizumi

18: just took 200 selfies but not one of them is good enough without u

19: new carnivorous sea sponges dropped today and yet.... no new iwachan </3

20: today I got lost on a bike ride because u were supposed to be my guiding light... I'm lost until u r found

21: ate a bunch of vitamin d gummies today because my daily dose of sunshine (you) is gone

22: I was clearing out my camera roll today but I'm so obsessed with you I couldnt even delete duplicate pictures ... please come home soon

23: today I had to say that you wouldn't beat goku. but that was just because I'm upset ur not here with me right now.... I know u could beat goku baby

24: today I spent the 4 hours after I woke up staring at the wall and dealing with the fact that I can be percieved. and then I remembered that you arent real and cant percieve me. u have once again saved me from mental collapse. anyways when r u getting new content I miss u

25: it's been a quarter of a hundred days since I started documenting how much I miss you. I know time doesnt pass the same because you're not real but that doesnt make it easier for me ...

26: thinking about ur triangle athletic trainer build rn. might start crying.

27: yeah power is out in my entire city and I'm tweeting this with less than half of my battery life but nothing will get in the way of me missing u iwaizumi

28: even if no one else has me... I know that u also dont have me. ur not real. doesnt stop me from missing ur fine ass tho

29: accidentally took a nap so long today luna and reem thought I died lol <3 anyways if u were here I'd nap in ur arms instead

30: I didnt fucking forget. u have no proof. anyways today I made little sandwiches out of rice crackers. I would feed u some if u were real but I dont think u would enjoy them

31: I've been studying all day but nothing will ever be as permanent in my brain as ur spiky ass head is

32: I keep accidentally falling asleep but I rly wish I were falling asleep in ur arms </3

33: I've been getting a lot of hate because I'm so dedicated to you but they just dont get it. we are in love. I will always wait for you. I dont need them to get it. having you is enough. I know you would do the same for me.

34: I've got a ochem midterm tomorrow but it's not god I'm praying to for answers it's you u r my god

35: I just took an 8 hour nap. my longest one yet <3 I'm sad u werent here to see it but that's okay.... when u come back we will have a lifetime 2 nap together

36: idk wtf I'm doing in physics but if we were two atoms I think we would be attractive baby got that epsilon -.4 on the lennard-Jones potential graph aha.. .

37: I dont feel good but nothing will stop me from missing u. i would do anything to make sure i could still tweet i miss you daily

38: studying physics rn but I wish I were studying the curve of ur athletic trainer built ass rn. can u PLEASE come back soon iwaizumi.

39: I spent most of my night last night looking for a werewolf gf. u arent a werewolf or a gf but I'd give it all up to have u any day <3

40: iwaizumi I'm starting to get tired of not waking up in ur arms? can u please come back my friends think I'm crazy

41: Wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom
Tutti frutti, oh rootie
Tutti frutti, oh rootie
Tutti frutti, oh rootie
Tutti frutti, oh rootie
Tutti frutti, oh rootie
A wop bop a loo bop a lop ba ba

42: today I passed out but I bet if you were here u would have caught me..... instead I have a lump on my head. hurry up and get back here so I can fall gracefully into ur arms?!?!?@?

43: we r only 43 days in and I'm running out of shit to say!!! I still love u or whatever. bitch. come back soon. fucker. I'll kill u. loml.

44: iwaizumi we r getting uncomfortably close to 50 bae.... when we get to 50 I'm muting ur name on twt for my own peace of mind so if u want to continue to live rent free in my head u better get new content soon!!!

45: happy valentines day my comphet love <3 u r always number one in my heart even when I havent had new iwaizumi content in ages

46: every day I have to come back and write another diary entry is another day that u arent here and it's starting to kill me so hard .... I miss u iwaizumi.

47: *uncontrollable sobbing*

48: uncontrollable sobbing but also my titties r out

49: I made two ugly cakes at the same time instead of making one good cake today and I dedicate them both to you <3

50: I dont even know what to say I honestly didnt think I'd have to make 50 tweets about how I miss you. dont u feel bad by this point.

51: I'm literally going to cry why wont u come home. where is my iwaizumi content.

52: I thin ki have cried on about 26 of these 52 days. all I'm saying is I'd stop crying as much if u came back.

53: u r the mac to my cheese. the cheese to my mac. idk any other two words taht we could be. but we r them ok? thanks.

54: yeah

55: woahhah hgggggggGWGGAGAGAGGGGGAGGAGGghhhhhhhhHHhGGGggHHHhwhAAAAAAAA

56: cried watching this video today. reminded me of u. everything does these days. I'm starting to forget what it ever felt like when you were here. please. come home soon.

57: idc that I'm roleplaying as big bird rn. I'll never forget my one and only iwaizumi .I miss u baby boy

58: yeah?
yeah?
yeah?
you silly goose
yeah?

59: I think I would be cured of all ailments if you would return but no instead u let me suffer thru things like school wwork. mental eelness. lesbianism. I would be cured if u came back.

60: my mental health may go up and down at the speed of light but I always know that I will have to come back here and make a post. bc the only consistent thing in my life is the lack of iwaizumi hajime content in it.

61: I'm on day 61 I literally have nothing else to say I'm just tweeting this so I can go to bed !!! gn loml iwaizumi

62: accidentally fell asleep and then woke back up crying bc I dreamed I failed my ochem final but at least I can update this delusional diary to my beloved and very real iwaizumi

63: today I learned how to say cock n ball torture in french! u live and u learn <33 I hope ur learning things wherever u r iwaizumi

64: today I did so much work I think I will die. ur mere presence in my life would surely lift my spirits but apparently that's too much to ask..... instead I will cry about how I miss u!

65: my cats r playing soccer with a golf ball rn it's so cute but so loud I would do anything for them. god I lobe these cats . anyways r u a cat or dog person iwaizumi?

66: the only thing motivating me to continue this thread is the knowledge that we are hours away from day 69. iwaizumi r u as excited as I am!?

68: I'm crying I actually missed a day ??? I've never missed one this is so sad I'm just glad it wasnt tmrw bc tmrw is the funny number. anyways I miss u iwaizumi

69: I'm tweeting this rn because I refuse to miss the funny number day!!! miss u iwachan

70: ugh

71: back on my fungus binge look at this neat specimen babe!!!

72: happy 72 days! it's not an important day but we should treat every day imporynatlh or somethnbf

73: #relatable when u have spent 73 days missing a fictional man from a show u dont even watch

74: jesus christ I would like to sleep for the next 7 hours <3 anyways I love u baby boy iwaizumi. this thread is killing me though u can literally see my mental decline if u look back thru it!! I committed to a year though. fucj.

77: WHYD NO ONE TELL ME I MISSED SOME DAYS FUCK FUCK FUCKKKK. just kidding this thread is my 13th reason it literally drains me to update it

78: powerlifts aggressively behind u..... u come here often?

79: doing this literally makes me sick can someone end my misery already . but I miss u I guess iwaizumi. whatevr

80: *owen Wilson voice* hwhat the fuck is going on...

81: sad crying noises but they echo everywhere kind of like how sound echoes when u r at an indoor pool.

82: baby what the fuck is going on I just want to sleep forever but instead I have to practice my own wilson impression or I am afraid I wonr find happiness in my life like fr what is worng with me. anyways. *offers u a vitamin gummy*

84: I missed a day bc I fuck8ng hate this thread it's been almost 100 days and all tahts hapoend is my mental decline please iwaizumi free me from this hell of my own creation

85: doing this now so I dont have to ruin my night later but I miss u iwaizumi. seriously this thread is so painful can u please come back

86: stream!!!

87: bounces my ass up and down to the crazy frog song for 10 hours straight and suddenly my dpress UO on is cured!!! iwaizumi my beloved I thin ku woudl have this this song with all ur heart which pains me but rhats okay I stole lobe .um

88: today I forced luna and reem to listen to ever exo song I love which is almost all of them.... if u were here I'd make u listen instead but no. ur missing. ur serialization is "over" whater. WHATVER.

89: today I won connect 4 but we still havent CONNECTed in 4ever.... iwaizumi without u I am lost and with u I am found

90: 10 days until 100 days without you in the year 2021 baby boy! I've hated every second of it!!! I might come out of this thread resenting u but that's okay.

91: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

92: this isnt 5 minutes late ur literally wrong I'd never be late to say I missed u liar I'm literally not okay. ue the one tahts wring. anyways miss u bitch

93: I wat hed godzilla versus king kong and my opion is that they should have just kissed

94: happy 9:53 its happy hour somewhere or whatever the saying is. iwaizumi u know what's wild?? on my last account I was known for being iwaizumi hajime 27 athletic trainer's number one ass eater. and on this one I have never once tweeted about eating ur ass. ppl change.....

95: i. .... I'm raccoon. woah....

96: we r almost 100 days into the year 2021 and I have yet to accomplish anything worthwhile with my time

97: SIWAZUMI UPDATE IS IWAIZUMI UPDATE THANK U JO MY SAVIOR https://twitter.com/hansoomz/status/1379985578033250304?s=19

98: iwaizumi we are almost at the 100 mark for the year 2021.... can u believe I have missed u for 98 days straight? can you believe that u are a beefy fictional man and I am a poor poor lesbian who is so sick of covid that she did this thread jsut 2 feel somethinf again??

99: 99 bottle of milk on the wall, 99 bottles of milk! take one down pass it around 99 bottles of milk on the wall! 99 bottles of milk on teh wall 99 bottles of milk. take one down pass it around theres still 99 bottles of fucking milk on the wall!!! 99 bottles of milk on teh wal

100: EVERYONE CLAP IT IS DAY 100 OF MY I MISS IWACHAN THREAD!!!! IT HAS BEEN 100 WHOLE DAYS THAT I HAVE MISSED HIM THIS YEAR!!! CLAPS AND CHEEERS WOO HOO

101: I never wat hed Zoey 101 but I think it was culturally important perhaps so I edited u onto Zoey for my 101st entry to this diary <3

102: squid?
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103: happy april 13th and happy Neil hanging out the tunes day 15th anniversary

104: today I took a nap which was good. I literally cant think of anything else memorable??? I got my first vaccine dosage yesterday I guess. idc u cant even see this!!! ur not rreall!!! fuckaa u iwaizum i...

105: idk if it's because we hit a milestone but every post after number 100 in this thread has left me rejuvenated. I will probably only be able to ride this high until tomorrow but while it lasts I will sing a little tune for my beloved iwaizumi who has been MIA for 105 days

106: as I was typing this luna told me she wants ghost sex rly bad which made me laugh so I'm telling u lmfaoooo okay happy 106 days of not being real in the year 2021 hope ur doing good or whatever. lol.

107: I'm in the gnome zone baby

108: played farming simulator 2000 on discord for luke 3 hours today instead of stu fry ing for my midtermscim gonna kms oh m ygdk

109: I saw the beginning of this thread the other day and I was lkterally writing like 10 words per entry?????? why the fuck did I make it harder on myself??? going back to just saying I miss u iwaizumi n being done with it!!!!

110: gurgles liquid and spits it at this thread. miss u iwachan. spits again .

111: is this an angel number? I want to make a pun out of it but wtf do u do with 111??? u need to 111 some bitches or something idk

112: I'm 2 minutes late and I cant think of anything to say .... so here r some sea slugs

113: peanus

114: my cat was asleep on my chest and then he fucking left me bc I picked up my phone to do this thread. iwaizumi dont u feel bad . tjis is ur fault. stop making me talk about missing u

115: u know what makes me mad iwachan. the fact that I have had so many good ideas and projects that I abandon because I cannot commit to anything without severe mental drain. but here I am talking to u for the 115th day in a row. why were u the thing I have chosen to keep up.

116: I feel like 116 seems like a significant number?? like when I look at it I'm like yeah that's an important one. yup! so yay hurray happy 116th day!

117: sry I was living my actual human life last night so I couldnt do this thread bc u r fictional and my grades r more important than u presently. that could change.... if u .... had an update....

118: uhm miss u babe.! whatever !!!! GN

119: I'm writing an analytical essay on mr sandman rn. gonna insert a line on how upset I am that ur not entering my dreams....

120: man I had a midterm every day this week and now I'm finally free but I still have to update this thread??? it is the literal bane of my existence. i hate u iwaizumi.