They also don’t walk round fucking Sainsbury’s, David https://twitter.com/davidkurten/status/1344207997954883584

If David wants to get within two metres of a lion and cough at it to make some sort of point, I’m all for it

RHINOS DON’T USE HAND SANITISER

CAPYBARAS DON’T LET THEIR GOVERNMENT CURTAIL THEIR FREEDOMS

AARDVARKS AREN’T WORKING FROM HOME

THIS MOOSE DOESN’T CARE WHAT TIER HE’S IN

OWLS HAVEN’T CLOSED ANY SCHOOLS

THIS FOSSA DOESN’T HAVE ANY UNDERLYING CONDITIONS

LEMURS DON’T PUT THEIR TRUST IN BIG PHARMA WHEN IT COMES TO VACCINES

Right, I’m going to bed now