Bkg asking Deku for help to buy his girlfriend a necklace. He even asks the nerd to try it on himself. And when Bkg had a good look and sees how Deku looks nice on it his heart picks up and in the back of his head he just goes,

“Freak, there is something wrong.”

Bkg: that looks good ill take it

Deku, taking the necklace off: are you sur—

Bkg, before he could stop himself: It looks nice on you. I’m sure it’ll look nice on anyone.

Dk: o-oh! thank you?

Bkg, fighting back his blush: c-cuz its hq! This is obv the best store!

Cashier:

Girlfriend: why are you breaking up with me???!!

Bkg: its not me, its you...

Girlfriend: EXCUSE ME I THINK THE LINE USUALLY GOES, “it not you, its me.” You ASS

Bkg:

Girlfriend:

Bkg: no im pretty sure im right...

Girlfriend:

Girlfriend: thEN WHY ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME???!!

Bkg: its the necklace it just doesnt fit you

Girlfriend:

Bkg: also i think u’re really loud and demanding.

Girlfriend:

Bkg: and maybe i’ve really just been in love with Deku this whole time

Girlfriend:

Girlfriend: Fu—

Deku: you broke up with Girlfriend-san? Why?

Bkg: She was loud and demanding.

Deku: /You’re/ loud and demanding.
Bkg: ‘mnot

Dk, deadpan: Kacchan, you screeched over the phone all night until you convinced me to have a drink w u because you and Girlfriend-san had a fight

Bkg:

Bkg: okay, maybe that’s true... maybe i need someone who is not like me and can actually tolerate me.

Deku, who has been with him for years who can and will tolerate Bkg: someone as in ?? like Todoroki- kun??

Bkg:

Bkg: Hey, barista just give the damn bottle of vodka.

After years of pining:

Deku: Kacchan how did you know you like me?

Bkg: when time stopped when you arrived at the right moment and told me the very things i needed to hear—

Deku:

Bkg: when you tried on my ex’s supposed gift necklace and my mind just went, “shit that’s hot”

This was really just some shitpost but im still putting this here https://ko-fi.com/rinartssance