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got some nintendo shop credit as a xmas gift so i’ll be buying myself an otome game because @androdollie’s tweets have rotted my brain
started #collarxmalice no one shame me pls i haven’t played any otomes since dmmd i’m Old
initial thoughts: i was gonna go for enomoto first because he seemed like the resident rowdy dirty boy from the opening but no he is a stupid baby, no no *sasazuka* here is the real bitchass punk i want to ruin him
okazaki is being TOO friendly to me its sus
kind of unfair that that we can’t romance forensics officer sakuragawa or section chief morioka they look like nice normal adjacent people, unlike mr. falls asleep everywhere or mr. never learned not to speak if you have nothing nice to say
mochida is the Tomoda 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Registered-Trade-Mark-Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Registered-Trade-Mark-Symbol"> of this game isn’t he...
https://twitter.com/aysenein/status/1343764119980150784">https://twitter.com/aysenein/...
made an extra bento to leave at sakuragawa’s desk as a surprise and yet this game is telling me my character is NOT gay??? i don’t think so
*wicked witch of the east bro voice* what?! you’re gonna look at me and you’re gonna tell me that they are not gay??????!!!! https://twitter.com/aysenein/status/1343787293622951936">https://twitter.com/aysenein/...
well i hope you eat shit takeru you cat twink asshole https://twitter.com/aysenein/status/1344515321323900929?s=20">https://twitter.com/aysenein/...
WHO JUST ROLLS OVER AND GOES TO SLEEP IN SUSPENDERS GET THIS MAN OUT OF MY FACE
@androdollie kinda pissed prepared meal was the correct answer for the scene and not the cooking option, like she& #39;d said her talent was cooking in chapter 1 it would have had so much romcom value after that if she cooked right here a shaaaaame
"teach me how to game sasazuka" option had us cackling lmao
my brother is an angsty little gay your honour
I SAID SHE IS GAY YOUR HONOUR
ey @androdollie we are back on our bullshit with this fun boy now https://twitter.com/aysenein/status/1353198721664573450">https://twitter.com/aysenein/...
the way we learned the dude has a traumatic past and is currently depressed right after jr and i said “look at this fun boy”... ouch
jr yelling “just eat your pudding you baby” at mineo in the aftermath of the confession scene https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
getting back to this thread and my #CollarxMalice journey, once again mourning the fact that i cannot be a lesbian for sakuragawa
